Daily Archives: December 19th, 2014

I’m REALLY Worried For Our Country’s Future

SUPER CRINGE-WORTHY:  Old bum crackhead in Sacramento, CA with rotten teef talks sex and explains, among other vulgar things, how to use wipes during sex. He then displays an awesome KNIFE ATTACK SCAR where his crazy girlfriend STABBED HIS HEART trying to murder him. Charming!  Euuuu…. “Don’t put this shit on the Internet, my father […]

Yellow Mustard Fan

I think our Yellow Mustard Guy (seen clutching a bottle of mustard yet) has been drinking a wee bit too much of that bottle of brandy sitting on the counter there…

Pat Robertson Revelation: “Gays Will Die Out Because They Don’t Reproduce”

“You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce,” the TV preacher opined. “You know, you have to have heterosexual sex to reproduce.” Someone should super-glue this cray-cray old man’s lips shut for trying to promote the twisted idea of the heterosexual procreation sex act!  YUCK! Yeah Pat, we evil queers […]

Classic Christmas Song, “White Christmas” Is Racist, Say Nutjobs

A joyous old song about winter snow is being distorted by the sick minds of race baiters, who enjoy instigating race card furor.  They are trying to say the term “white Christmas” in the song is racist, referring to white people.  The song’s famous lyric, “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” means having Christmas with […]

Needed Something To Say for His Confessional

Bible-thumping Baptist couldn’t control his need to get his cock sucked before Christmas.