Tag Archives: penis freaks

Groping for the Tucked Away Stinky Surprise

Look at that nasty bitch.  She looks like she’s planning on taking a bite out of it.  She can’t even wait to get off the bus to the corner Motel Six to get at that funky pair in hair, let alone allow him to at least wash it off for her first.  Such uncivilized behavior […]

Prison Worker Tells Husband She Didn’t Have Sex with Big-Dicked Escaped Murderer

Tillie Didn’t Take Matt’s Big One! It appears, by ALL their articles, Gawker is FIXATED on escaped murderer Richard Matt’s huge penis. GAWKER writes:  “The husband of Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, the prison worker accused of helping two convicts escape prison earlier this month, said his wife did not have sex with the allegedly big-dicked murderer […]

Small Penis Pageant in New York (PHOTOS)

“Over 100 tiny penis lovers packed into King’s County Bar in Bushwick yesterday afternoon for the third annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn pageant, a celebration of all things micro and proud…” NSFW Photos of the event here, penis freaks! Smallest Penis Pageant Winner

Escaped Prisoner Was Romeo with Super Big Dick

He is, according to one cop, “the most vicious, evil person I’ve ever come across in 38 years as a police officer.” He also has a gigantic cock just like Satan.  [Source] During interrogation, a prison officer remarked escaped murderer psychopath Richard Matt is “handsome and extremely well-endowed” — which leads prison officials to believe […]

Inventor of Bullet-Proof Jock Strap Gets Shot in the Dick to Test It

Jeremiah Raber’s bullet-proof JOCK STRAP invention, called Nutshellz (a brand of athletic cup designed to protect a man’s testicles), gets put to the test by the inventor himself — who has his business partner shoot his dick WITH A RIFLE. “Oh Jesus, thank you. Thank you…” He whispers after being shot in the nuts.

EUUU! Police SCRAPE Smuggled Heroin from Inside Man’s Foreskin

BOMBSHELL!  Police patted down some guy acting weird on a train and found heroin under the foreskin of his dick. Imagine when cops got a whiff of his foreskin smegma during the examination. Phew.

Rugby League Star Randomly Grabs Dude’s Junk During Match

Screengrabber writes: “Newcastle forward Korbin Sims took time out from a 30-10 loss to grab the genitals of Manly’s Willie Mason in an incident that is rocking the Australian rugby league world. Sims is accused of “pinching” Mason’s dong in an attempt to provoke him into fighting and thus earning a penalty. (It didn’t work; […]

Man with Pinocchio Penis Tattoo Gets Lifetime Ban from Flying After Showing it to Passengers!

Darn.  I miss all the fun!  Wish I was on that flight so Tom Washington could have shown his Pinocchio penis tattoo to me.  I wouldn’t have SNITCHED HIM OUT like all those other ASSHOLES did!  What a bunch of mealy-mouthed crybaby whiners people have become ratting out each other so they can get over on someone!  […]

Men’s Novelty Aprons

Are you a BBQ master? Offend your BBQ party guests with these “surprise aprons” from Etsy! Handy towel… Surprise, surprise!

Castration in Movie Scenes

Severed penises in films are memorialized on the Tumblr blog Castration in Movie Scenes. In the disturbing clip below, a man is beaten by a gang of thugs, the boss gives the order to cut his dick off, followed by a blood-spurting close-up of the severed dick and then the man is thrown into a […]

Mexican Cops Find Gays Passed Out in Car with Penis in Mouth

A couple of gay drunks parked on the side of a road fell asleep during oral sex.  Armed Mexican cops find them snoring with their car door wide open, with one of the guys asleep on the other guy’s crotch with his dick in his mouth.  [From Crazyshit.com]  

VIRAL: The Thumping Sound of a Hot Latin’s Spunk (ADULT, NSFW)

A treat ONLY for our gay visitors: At 40 seconds into his video, a buff young Latin male ejects quite a bit of THICK, potent, baby-making seminal fluid which falls to waste on the floor making loud thumping sounds with each burst — a sound that is driving gays insane all over the Web in […]