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Gay British Man Has Fathered 10 Babies In One Year: ‘It Seems That I Am Incredibly Fertile’

A 26-year-old gay man says he only charges moms-to-be for travel and hotel expenses spreads his potent sperm across England, donating sperm to father 10 babies in one year alone. His potent gay dick is making babies all over the place! “Wait a minute… gays don’t MAKE babies! Heterosexuals do! Yet another example of our […]

Highlights from “Trainwreck”

For millions in America obsessed with the almighty penis, the pivoting moment of the new comedy movie about dating and monogamy (or lack thereof) “Trainwreck (official site)” (reviews) is watching WWE superstar John Cena’s cameo appearance grinding away on top of AmySchumer. [See NewNowNext for other exciting action shots. Cena says his sex scene, that […]

VIDEO: Organic Dildo Penis Plants Grown in Cambodia!

Since the release of this SHOCKING VIDEO, hordes of sexually-depraved people have been flying to this farm in Cambodia to get the seeds of the amazing plant — that resembles the organ we all love and admire.

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Groping for the Tucked Away Stinky Surprise

Look at that nasty bitch.  She looks like she’s planning on taking a bite out of it.  She can’t even wait to get off the bus to the corner Motel Six to get at that funky pair in hair, let alone allow him to at least wash it off for her first.  Such uncivilized behavior […]

Prison Worker Tells Husband She Didn’t Have Sex with Big-Dicked Escaped Murderer

Tillie Didn’t Take Matt’s Big One! It appears, by ALL their articles, Gawker is FIXATED on escaped murderer Richard Matt’s huge penis. GAWKER writes:  “The husband of Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, the prison worker accused of helping two convicts escape prison earlier this month, said his wife did not have sex with the allegedly big-dicked murderer […]

Small Penis Pageant in New York (PHOTOS)

“Over 100 tiny penis lovers packed into King’s County Bar in Bushwick yesterday afternoon for the third annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn pageant, a celebration of all things micro and proud…” NSFW Photos of the event here, penis freaks! Smallest Penis Pageant Winner

Escaped Prisoner Was Romeo with Super Big Dick

He is, according to one cop, “the most vicious, evil person I’ve ever come across in 38 years as a police officer.” He also has a gigantic cock just like Satan.  [Source] During interrogation, a prison officer remarked escaped murderer psychopath Richard Matt is “handsome and extremely well-endowed” — which leads prison officials to believe […]

Inventor of Bullet-Proof Jock Strap Gets Shot in the Dick to Test It

Jeremiah Raber’s bullet-proof JOCK STRAP invention, called Nutshellz (a brand of athletic cup designed to protect a man’s testicles), gets put to the test by the inventor himself — who has his business partner shoot his dick WITH A RIFLE. “Oh Jesus, thank you. Thank you…” He whispers after being shot in the nuts.

EUUU! Police SCRAPE Smuggled Heroin from Inside Man’s Foreskin

BOMBSHELL!  Police patted down some guy acting weird on a train and found heroin under the foreskin of his dick. Imagine when cops got a whiff of his foreskin smegma during the examination. Phew.

Rugby League Star Randomly Grabs Dude’s Junk During Match

Screengrabber writes: “Newcastle forward Korbin Sims took time out from a 30-10 loss to grab the genitals of Manly’s Willie Mason in an incident that is rocking the Australian rugby league world. Sims is accused of “pinching” Mason’s dong in an attempt to provoke him into fighting and thus earning a penalty. (It didn’t work; […]

Man with Pinocchio Penis Tattoo Gets Lifetime Ban from Flying After Showing it to Passengers!

Darn.  I miss all the fun!  Wish I was on that flight so Tom Washington could have shown his Pinocchio penis tattoo to me.  I wouldn’t have SNITCHED HIM OUT like all those other ASSHOLES did!  What a bunch of mealy-mouthed crybaby whiners people have become ratting out each other so they can get over on someone!  […]