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Emasculated in Florida

“Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth.”

Emasculated in Florida

Housewife Flipped Out Over a Pork Loin That Looked Like a Severed Penis to Her

Mugshot MascaraFriends and family were called to console a hysterical housewife who unwittingly bought a pork tenderloin that resembled a penis. When she discovered what she had purchased upon returning home from the market, she became embarrassed and worried about damage to her upstanding image in the community for having purchased such “a filthy and despicable thing.”

“It’s really quite rude. The color certainly helps. It’s pretty realistic.”

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GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! IT’S ONLY A FUCKEN PORK ROAST! WTF?  GET LAID MORE!  SHEESH!

WTF? Penis Car Rims!

Penis-Freaks2Our nation’s constant worship and adoration of the almighty penis knows no bounds as seen in this ad selling penis tire rims.
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WHY are people in America so fascinated with THE PENIS?  WHY!

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IS THE ADORATION OF THE PHALLUS SATANIC?

Adoration of Phallus

Phallic Demon Seed Worship of the Satanic Adoration of the Phallus (an ADULT, NSFW Satanist site) writes:

Very Sick Satanic Site“The sacred link between Phallus and the world is kept true through the passing of Seed from man to man. This is the Truth and the Sacred Way that created all things and, through the worship by man of Phallus, sustains all things. Giving worship and pleasure to Phallus is the Cockworshiper’s responsibility and Path. Taking and worshiping Seed is the Cockworshiper’s covenant of faith and commitment to the coming world, a world in which Phallus is omnipresent in life and Cock is worshiped freely and without censure. A world in which all men give themselves not to war and hate but to worship and constant adoration…”

Children Cry Over Mall’s “Obscene” Penis Light Display

CrybabiesA Mall has decided to sue a Christmas Light company over its light display — that looks like a giant lighted penis.

Awww!  Sour grapes!  And what’s wrong with having a lighted penis over the Mall?  People in America are so uptight over the wonder organ that provides such inestimable pleasure!  They should make it FLASH with red whore lights!  Yet another example of America’s never-ending fascination for the almighty penis… even during this time of Holy Baby Jesus!

“Customers came running up to us almost in tears,” Tom Downey, manager for the mall told CBS News. “They were confused and some of the children were crying after what they had seen. In 36 years of running malls and department stores, I have never witnessed anything like this. That company should be ashamed of themselves.”

Shut-UpOH BALONEY, Tom! “Crying children”? Seriously? You’re just hoping for a big shakedown windfall! SHUT UP!

Dollar Store Chocolate Santa Has Nothing to do With Christmas

Penis-Freaks2It appears to have everything to do with America’s Canada’s never-ending fascination for DICKS! [Story on CityNews.ca]

IT JUST NEVER ENDS!

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VIDEO: Emergency Room Dildo Extraction from Anus

How many times have we told you to stop sticking shit up your assholes? Watch as doctors and nurses laugh as they surgically extract a giant rubber dildo out of some asshole’s ott hole.  Don’t miss this one as a woman has a rubber novelty extracted.  Better video here.

LEAVE YOUR ASSES ALONE AND GO GET THE REAL THING!

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Get a load of this crazy bitch. WTF? Imagine all the money she spent on that shit, when getting a real man’s pecker would have been much cheaper!

WHY NOT GET A REAL MAN?  WHAT’S WRONG WITH A REAL PENIS?

Why Not Get a Man

THIS would be much better than a damn piece of rubber, stupid!

Toilet Trash
LOOK AT THAT MARVELOUS BIG DICK! TOSS THE RUBBER AND GET HIM!

Weird Guy Seals Himself Up Naked in a Transparent Box Calling Himself a “Living Sculpture”

DAMN IT! THEY CENSORED HIS PENIS OUT! Now how are we to judge him if we don't know his penis size!
DAMN IT! THEY CENSORED HIS PENIS OUT! How are we to judge him if we don’t know his penis size?  Stop censoring news!

His name is Almar Atlason.  He’s an art student who’s decided to become a living sculpture inside a transparent box, staying there completely NAKED for a week — for the sake of art.   Here’s his YouTube live stream channel.

By the way, there’s no toilet in there . . . . What’s he gonna do?  Shit in a corner?
A woman stares at Almar's penis, perplexed as Almar spreads his legs wide for her to get a good view of HIS PENIS.
A woman stares at ALMAR’S PENIS, perplexed by its grandeur.  Almar spreads his legs wide for her to get a good view of HIS PENIS.  The media has CENSORED ALMAR’S PENIS OUT, which has angered thousands online who wish to gaze at ALMAR’S PENIS like the woman’s reflection in the glass above.  Continue Reading About This Weird Guy

A Penis Freak’s Thanksgiving

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“GET YER GODDAMN MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!”

Penis-Freaks2Goddamn it! Even on fucking Thanksgiving the penis freaks of the world just can’t resist reminding everyone of the almighty penis they worship and adore! Look at this FILTH and blasphemous desecration of American tradition and values!  Get your filthy minds out of the gutter for one goddamned day and quit thinking about dirty nasty smelly old dicks and butt holes!

ARRRRRGGGGH!

Penis Turkey

STOP IT! STOP WORSHIPING DICKS! GIVE US A BREAK FOR ONE DAMN DAY! DAMN YOU!

PENIS OBSESSION CONTINUES TO GROW
PENIS OBSESSION CONTINUES TO GROW
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“I LOVE your dick. I will do ANYTHING for your dick! I would GIVE MY LIFE for your dick, master! I WORSHIP YOUR DICK! Please, I beg of you, fuck me with it. Stick it in my asshole! Stick it in my mouth! I NEED IT, I CRAVE IT!”