Dick: 9 Inches and Unemployedis just one of many new breed comic books for today’s penis-obsessed gutter culture. This particular one by the king of gay comics, David Cantero, is targeted for the gay community, regaling them with the sexual exploits of an unemployed guy with a big cock. Buy for $4.95 here.
“Poor Dick just can’t seem to hold down a job. Sure, he’s handsome, built like a tank and has an incredible nine-inch cock… but that right there is the problem. Seems his dong’s always landing him into trouble and getting him fired.”
“At first the man thought he had just become tangled in some weeds, but when he looked down he noticed in horror that a fishing hook was tugging at the most sensitive part of his body, the Augsburger Allgemeine (AA) reports.” KEEP READING TRUE STORY
“A violent Hull criminal who drove “like a lunatic” lost his testicles when a tree branch pierced his windscreen and embedded itself in his groin.”
“Nicholas St Clair, 27, had sped off at 57mph – nearly twice the speed limit – in his Volkswagen Golf GTi after crashing into a Ford Mondeo near a pub in South Ferriby.
He then hit another car, a Seat Ibiza, travelling in the opposite direction, while attempting an overtake likened to a “a Formula One manoeuvre”, before ploughing into a lampost, which flipped the Golf.
A branch smashed through the windscreen and through the gaps in the steering wheel, embedding itself in St Clair’s groin.
St Clair, of Wellsted Street, west Hull, told officers: “I pulled it out and my testicles fell out.” He then passed out again and was taken to hospital.”
NBC has been censoring Olympic swimmers dick bulges with the infamous ‘black bar’. “Now the games look rather smutty,” writes Indy as the censoring makes the Olympians LOOK NAKED — and this is a threat to certain dick-fearing people with nudity issues.
Why are Americans always so uptight about Olympians in their tight spandex? Other countries are not. It’s only American purists who recoil in fear at the sight of a well-built woman or man in athlete garb. Quit with the GUTTER-MIND thoughts and admire the Olympian’s bodies! It’s OK to do so! You just wish you looked as good as they do! They bare their junk with pride and work hard to look that way to win the medals to make their country PROUD!
UPDATE: Playgirl magazine (features nude men showing their dicks for women to ogle) is after him.
“We’re trying to reach this kid to get him in Playgirl. We want to support him as this was a hilarious prank, and people are too tightly wound.Playgirl.com would like to have him pose naked and pay his legal bills.”
Photo of Yearbook Page — You Can’t Even See His Penis! Ruin His Life Over This? Despicable Injustice!
An 18-year-old’s prank, he claims he was dared into doing by fellow students, is under the gun by whackos of the world for showing his penis in a year book photo (which can’t be seen). They want to ruin the youngster’s life by having the law deem him as a “sex offender” by throwing him in jail and forcing him to register as a sex offender wherever he goes for the rest of his life. He was jailed on the night of his senior prom with 69 counts of indecent exposure, a class 1 misdemeanor, and a class 4 felony. OUTRAGEOUS!
But his fellow students say this hoopla perpetrated by the cops and school is bullshit and say it’s unfair to ruin the kid’s life over a foolish school prank that you can’t even see. Another example of politically correct (PC) morons using the law in a conspiracy to ruin someone’s life. They have set up a petition to free him.
CONSPIRACY: You Can’t Even SEE His Penis in this Blown-Up Year Book Photo!
“Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth.”
Friends and family were called to console a hysterical housewife who unwittingly bought a pork tenderloin that resembled a penis. When she discovered what she had purchased upon returning home from the market, she became embarrassed and worried about damage to her upstanding image in the community for having purchased such “a filthy and despicable thing.”
“It’s really quite rude. The color certainly helps. It’s pretty realistic.”
“The sacred link between Phallus and the world is kept true through the passing of Seed from man to man. This is the Truth and the Sacred Way that created all things and, through the worship by man of Phallus, sustains all things. Giving worship and pleasure to Phallus is the Cockworshiper’s responsibility and Path. Taking and worshiping Seed is the Cockworshiper’s covenant of faith and commitment to the coming world, a world in which Phallus is omnipresent in life and Cock is worshiped freely and without censure. A world in which all men give themselves not to war and hate but to worship and constant adoration…”