UPDATE: Playgirl magazine (features nude men showing their dicks for women to ogle) is after him.
“We’re trying to reach this kid to get him in Playgirl. We want to support him as this was a hilarious prank, and people are too tightly wound.Playgirl.com would like to have him pose naked and pay his legal bills.”
Photo of Yearbook Page — You Can’t Even See His Penis! Ruin His Life Over This? Despicable Injustice!
An 18-year-old’s prank, he claims he was dared into doing by fellow students, is under the gun by whackos of the world for showing his penis in a year book photo (which can’t be seen). They want to ruin the youngster’s life by having the law deem him as a “sex offender” by throwing him in jail and forcing him to register as a sex offender wherever he goes for the rest of his life. He was jailed on the night of his senior prom with 69 counts of indecent exposure, a class 1 misdemeanor, and a class 4 felony. OUTRAGEOUS!
But his fellow students say this hoopla perpetrated by the cops and school is bullshit and say it’s unfair to ruin the kid’s life over a foolish school prank that you can’t even see. Another example of politically correct (PC) morons using the law in a conspiracy to ruin someone’s life. They have set up a petition to free him.
CONSPIRACY: You Can’t Even SEE His Penis in this Blown-Up Year Book Photo!
“Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth.”
Friends and family were called to console a hysterical housewife who unwittingly bought a pork tenderloin that resembled a penis. When she discovered what she had purchased upon returning home from the market, she became embarrassed and worried about damage to her upstanding image in the community for having purchased such “a filthy and despicable thing.”
“It’s really quite rude. The color certainly helps. It’s pretty realistic.”
“The sacred link between Phallus and the world is kept true through the passing of Seed from man to man. This is the Truth and the Sacred Way that created all things and, through the worship by man of Phallus, sustains all things. Giving worship and pleasure to Phallus is the Cockworshiper’s responsibility and Path. Taking and worshiping Seed is the Cockworshiper’s covenant of faith and commitment to the coming world, a world in which Phallus is omnipresent in life and Cock is worshiped freely and without censure. A world in which all men give themselves not to war and hate but to worship and constant adoration…”
Awww! Sour grapes! And what’s wrong with having a lighted penis over the Mall? People in America are so uptight over the wonder organ that provides such inestimable pleasure! They should make it FLASH with red whore lights! Yet another example of America’s never-ending fascination for the almighty penis… even during this time of Holy Baby Jesus!
“Customers came running up to us almost in tears,” Tom Downey, manager for the mall told CBS News. “They were confused and some of the children were crying after what they had seen. In 36 years of running malls and department stores, I have never witnessed anything like this. That company should be ashamed of themselves.”
OH BALONEY, Tom! “Crying children”? Seriously? You’re just hoping for a big shakedown windfall! SHUT UP!