Our screwy dick-crazed world of the gutter-minded see a penis practically everywhere…
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UPDATE: Playgirl magazine (features nude men showing their dicks for women to ogle) is after him.
“We’re trying to reach this kid to get him in Playgirl. We want to support him as this was a hilarious prank, and people are too tightly wound. Playgirl.com would like to have him pose naked and pay his legal bills.”
An 18-year-old’s prank, he claims he was dared into doing by fellow students, is under the gun by whackos of the world for showing his penis in a year book photo (which can’t be seen). They want to ruin the youngster’s life by having the law deem him as a “sex offender” by throwing him in jail and forcing him to register as a sex offender wherever he goes for the rest of his life. He was jailed on the night of his senior prom with 69 counts of indecent exposure, a class 1 misdemeanor, and a class 4 felony. OUTRAGEOUS!
But his fellow students say this hoopla perpetrated by the cops and school is bullshit and say it’s unfair to ruin the kid’s life over a foolish school prank that you can’t even see. Another example of politically correct (PC) morons using the law in a conspiracy to ruin someone’s life. They have set up a petition to free him.
“She told police that she had spent many hours sharpening her teeth with nail file over the last week, in order to make the castration easier.”
NYC subway train held up when man suffers agonizing pain after having his crotch get stuck in the subway train door.
“Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth.”
Friends and family were called to console a hysterical housewife who unwittingly bought a pork tenderloin that resembled a penis. When she discovered what she had purchased upon returning home from the market, she became embarrassed and worried about damage to her upstanding image in the community for having purchased such “a filthy and despicable thing.”
Phallic Demon Seed Worship of the Satanic Adoration of the Phallus (an ADULT, NSFW Satanist site) writes:
“The sacred link between Phallus and the world is kept true through the passing of Seed from man to man. This is the Truth and the Sacred Way that created all things and, through the worship by man of Phallus, sustains all things. Giving worship and pleasure to Phallus is the Cockworshiper’s responsibility and Path. Taking and worshiping Seed is the Cockworshiper’s covenant of faith and commitment to the coming world, a world in which Phallus is omnipresent in life and Cock is worshiped freely and without censure. A world in which all men give themselves not to war and hate but to worship and constant adoration…”
A cringe-worthy hippy Web classic… revisited.
A Mall has decided to sue a Christmas Light company over its light display — that looks like a giant lighted penis.
Awww! Sour grapes! And what’s wrong with having a lighted penis over the Mall? People in America are so uptight over the wonder organ that provides such inestimable pleasure! They should make it FLASH with red whore lights! Yet another example of America’s never-ending fascination for the almighty penis… even during this time of Holy Baby Jesus!
“Customers came running up to us almost in tears,” Tom Downey, manager for the mall told CBS News. “They were confused and some of the children were crying after what they had seen. In 36 years of running malls and department stores, I have never witnessed anything like this. That company should be ashamed of themselves.”
OH BALONEY, Tom! “Crying children”? Seriously? You’re just hoping for a big shakedown windfall! SHUT UP!
It appears to have everything to do with
America’s Canada’s never-ending fascination for DICKS! [Story on CityNews.ca]
How many times have we told you to stop sticking shit up your assholes? Watch as doctors and nurses laugh as they surgically extract a giant rubber dildo out of some asshole’s ott hole. Don’t miss this one as a woman has a rubber novelty extracted. Better video here.
Get a load of this crazy bitch. WTF? Imagine all the money she spent on that shit, when getting a real man’s pecker would have been much cheaper!
His name is Almar Atlason. He’s an art student who’s decided to become a living sculpture inside a transparent box, staying there completely NAKED for a week — for the sake of art. Here’s his YouTube live stream channel.
Goddamn it! Even on fucking Thanksgiving the penis freaks of the world just can’t resist reminding everyone of the almighty penis they worship and adore! Look at this FILTH and blasphemous desecration of American tradition and values! Get your filthy minds out of the gutter for one goddamned day and quit thinking about dirty nasty smelly old dicks and butt holes!
Vulgar birthday cake with a banana sticking out of it as the penis is given to a female employee on her birthday who is encouraged to perform oral sex on it.