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Keep Your Mouth Off and Away from the Anus!

StupidLook at that. He’s licking that nasty ass hole as though it were a climaxing woman’s vagina! Dude, WTF? It’s NOT a vagina and there are unseen germs swallowed in this UNSAFE SEX practice that gives people Hepatitis, an incurable disease that destroys the liver. E-Coli can be had from swallowing saliva from the anus, as well as many other staph infections, that land you in the hospital!

STOP IT!  THAT IS NOT A VAGINA IT’S A PROLAPSED ANUS!  CAUSED BY INSERTING HUGE OBJECTS INTO THE RECTUM!

Thinks Thats a Cunt
The muscles eventually stop working and you will shit yourself. You lose control of your anal muscles. There is no cure. You’ll have to wear adult diapers the rest of your life. Inserting huge objects in the anus, including huge penises, may damage your ability to control and/or hold your shit!

Mixed Bag Freak Show

WTF Cow
Just milk her right on the sofa. Why keep her way out in the barn?

Antidepressant Microbes in Soil

Burt Reynolds Bio
Burt Reynolds’ autobiography on stands now. He’s 79 and writes “Sally Field was the love of my life.”
Chicken Bite
Keep your damn junk in your pants and the animals won’t bite it, pervert!

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Are You Glad Halloween is Over?

Naked Pumpkin Run exhibitionists, who the cops have stopped and arrested as “terrorist sex offenders” and my cache of Halloween candy delivered GOLD from my loving neighbors.

YUCK! Ambushed by sights of forbidden, once-covered genitalia in broad daylight! Dropped my groceries and ruined my eggs to scowl at them! Damn Halloween, DAMN!
YUCK! Ambushed by sights of forbidden, once-covered genitalia in broad daylight.  Penises and breasts swinging back and forth as they pass me!  Dropped my groceries and ruined my eggs to scowl at them! Damn Halloween, DAMN!
YUCK, ambushed by naked heterosexual females with hairy vaginas! I thought they shaved/waxed their junk? Guess that phenomenon only exists in porn. Well I don't know. I haven't seen an actual living vagina since the year 1981!
YUCK, ambushed by naked heterosexual females with hairy vaginas! I thought they shaved/waxed their junk? Guess that phenomenon only exists in porn. Well I don’t know. I haven’t seen an actual living vagina since the year 1981!
The neighbors were real clever getting this pin in the middle of a Twix bar so I wouldn't find it until it was too late! Such expertise at attempted murder my neighbors have, eh?
The neighbors were real clever getting this pin in the middle of a Twix bar so I wouldn’t find it until it was too late! Such expertise at attempted murder my neighbors have, eh?
It's always fun to check the candy to see how much my neighbors LOVE ME! This year it's pins and a delightful RUSTY NAIL! Woo! Now that's love!
It’s always fun to check the candy to see how much my neighbors LOVE ME! This year it’s bent pins and a delightful RUSTY NAIL! Woo! Now that’s love!

“There’s a Story Here, I’m Certain of It”

A time-worn photo from days long ago found on The Vintage Photo Booth…

Theres a Story Here
After he told her he was dumping her, she demanded they have one last sex session. Little did he know he’d just impregnated his future wife. So much for being dumped!

Colorized Photo of the “Titanic” [Source: VintagePhotoBooth on Facebook]

Titanic Colorized