We can’t make this stuff up, oh doubtful reader! Yes, it’s true! A woman in China by the name of “Zhu Chou” claims sharing her bed with a big, fat 187-pound pet pig named “Five Flowers” prepares her for married life with her husband, who is “tolerant” of the PIG SLEEPING IN THEIR MATRIMONIAL BED!
The object that researchers have found is believed to be some sort of ancient microchip and according to researchers, this ancient microchip dates back millions of years. After countless tests, researchers have come to the conclusion that this antique piece was used as some sort of microchip in ancient times!
“The million dollar question is, who and what used a microchip that dates back 250 million years? Is there a possibility that this is in fact the remains of ancient technology? Technology that belonged to a highly advanced civilization that inhabited Earth millions of years ago? Or is there a possibility that this artifact did not originate from Earth, but on another planet, belonging to an extraterrestrial race.” SEE MORE PHOTOS
The Smoking Gun writes: “Two Transportation Security Administration screeners have been fired for conspiring to allow the fondling of attractive male travelers passing through a security checkpoint at Denver’s airport, investigators report…”
Keep Reading this true and disgusting story of a CONSPIRACY to fondle cute guys’ penises — especially guys with BIG BULGES! Female TSA employees actually HELPED the male TSA employees grope the men by fucking around with their stupid computer! See this CNN article on the firing of the TSA penis gropers!
TRUE! TRUE! TRUE!
Exorcisms on the Rise Warns Catholic Church!
People are using drugs while watching porn — especially doped high on crack rock — to get their genitals all horny as they watch other people perform filthy and disgusting sex acts that The Devil uses to possess people!
But little do common people know that THE DEVIL and his DEMONS are the ones behind it all, compelling the sex-crazed druggies to fixate on the penis and act out oral and anal SODOMY — acts FORBIDDEN by verses found in the Holy Bible!
This out-of-control BOOM for the need of exorcists is called “The Pope Francis Effect.”
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Six months ago a new father in Texas got the entire side of his face tattooed with a portrait of his infant son. But now that his wife has had a daughter, will he tattoo that child’s portrait on the other side of his face?
“25-year-old Jia Binhui, from Yunlong County, southwest China’s Yunnan Province, was diagnosed with blood cancer two years ago. Sadly, he is unable to afford medical treatment, but that hasn’t stopped the resilient young man from trying to get better. In a desperate attempt to rid himself of the cancerous cells plaguing his body, he’s devised an alternate treatment that involves roasting himself in his backyard!” [Source: Mulder’s World]