Mitch (“The Idiot”) soaks a cute cactus plant with lots of thorns on it in “Grandpa’s moonshine,” lights it on fire — then he eats it, in what he calls is “The Flaming Cactus Challenge.”
A Nigerian woman who believes her baby will be born gay, went to a nutball preacher who literally kicked the gay out of her pregnant belly.
A street brawl ensued outside a grocery store when two white trash couples fight over parking spot.
Somebody shut that loudmouth fat bitch up!
Funny classic scene from the movie “Horrible Bosses” where nympho boss Aniston attempts to seduce timid dental assistant co-worker (Jason Bateman) in her office. When he protests her sexual harassment she calls him a “faggot” and demands he fuck her before his upcoming wedding while grabbing his scrotum painfully.
When cops stopped Ben Hensley in Branson, Missouri, they smelled pot smoke and found an avocado made into a pot-smoking pipe. Clever, but the smoke gave it way. Stupidly the cops didn’t post a photo of the avocado pipe online to give others the idea of making one! The audacity! BUT see “How to Make an Avocado Pot Pipe” here with VIDEO instructional below by a guy in a ‘fro disguise in Hawaii.
In revenge for him getting too drunk, a vicious woman shoved a bunch of screws into her boyfriend’s penis. WTF, bitch? Is this how you treat someone you declare love for? Lock her up and throw away the key, dude! When they go for your pecker they’re whacko!
“The incredible experience naturally comes at a price – starting at $3,800 per night for up to four adults and two kids, or two adults and six children.”
“People must have money to burn nowadays.”
A mutant calf with two heads is born on a Kentucky farm. Something’s going terribly wrong in our nation’s breadbasket.
“Brandy Abell McCubbin said the unusual animal has been eating with both mouths.”
A little boy crapped on a McDonalds slide and it was left for the other kids to slide through it while adults took Snapchat photos instead of cleaning it up…