Staten Island LaGuardia HS senior Matthew Crisson was named prom queen — causing a jealous backlash online from catty female classmates on Facebook.
World’s First Boy Prom Queen
CREEPY GUY in elevator kicked in his horny balls several times for attempting to grope modern woman.
Battle of the tiny cars for a parking space. A must-see!
Who knew bread had so many uses?
Old man allegedly suffered side effects of drinking soy milk: female breasts. And now he wants the soy product company to give him a payday.
“It’s a disgrace that this has happened to my body and I want compensation. They should start putting warning signs on their packaging.”
Father affixed dental floss to his little girl’s rotten tooth, then tied the floss to a piece of granola he fed to a wild squirrel, which yanked the child’s tooth out as the camera rolled, of course.
“I’ll help you, little one,” said the wild squirrel to the little girl in squirrel language. Let it be written, let it be done.
Mad that gays shut down his PayPal and other sources of income, gay-hating pastor Steven Anderson jumped on his podium screaming, “I’m sick of it!”
A Donald Trump supporter who was caught on camera yelling racist remarks at Hispanic protesters in Phoenix has been identified as 30-year-old Zachary Fisher AND insists he’s NOT racist, despite telling Hispanics to go make his tortillas. It was learned he is a white supremacist.
“Get the f–k out of here! Our country motherf–ker, made in f–king USA. Trump! I love Trump,” shouted Zack Fisher.
Cleveland Fan Eats Poop During Championship Parade.