You’ll Never Eat Chinese Food Again (VIRAL VIDEO)

SickA cringe-worthy health safety tour of the kitchen of a filth-ridden Chinese food restaurant.  [Well? You came here looking for “cringe” fringe, right??]

Fun reading on the restaurant’s Yelp! review page by people who have seen the video (don’t miss).

“The Devil is Taking Control!” Shouts Senator in Insane Rant (VIDEO)

“I watch the White House be lit up in the abomination colors!”

Senator Lee Bright

How do these crackpots get elected? WTF?

Shut-UpSenator Lee Bright went into an insane anti-gay rant in an effort to change the Confederate flag debate to the evils of gay marriage.  Lawmakers waste time indulging this lunatic’s ranting rhetoric in the Senate when more important issues should be discussed instead.

These crazy old homophobic dinosaurs keep dwelling on gays and their sex: fixating on the visage of gay men putting their penises in each other’s anuses and swallowing each other’s sperm — and lesbians bumping and grinding and licking each other’s vaginas on their marital wedding nights in what these crackpots call, “marriage-based sodomy.”

These guys can’t seem to get the gutter out of their thoughts — all under guise of God and their distorted interpretation of the teachings of the Holy Bible, which we know is a phony excuse to discriminate and deny equal rights to everyone.

SATAN“Our governor called us in to deal with the flag that sits out front, let’s deal with the national sin that we face today!” he exclaimed. “We talk about abortion, but this gay marriage thing, I believe will be one nation gone under like President Reagan said. If we’re not one nation under God, we’ll be one nation gone under. And to sanctify deviant behavior from five judges, it’s time for us to make our stand, church!” Bright yelled. “It’s time to make our stand and we’re not doing it. We can rally together and talk about a flag all we want, but the devil is taking control of this land and we’re not stopping him!”

CAN WE MOVE ON, PLEASE? THERE ARE SERIOUS ISSUES TO WORK ON RATHER THAN GUYS GETTING MARRIED, MMMMKAY?

Mexican Laborer Responds to Trump’s “Mexicans are Rapists” Comment

A migrant Mexican day laborer gives a brilliant, hard-hitting response to Donald Trump’s bigoted comments about him and his people. [Source: Occupy Democrats]

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Bread That Looks Like Watermelon

Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that’s been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn’t taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it,” writes Geekloogie.

Watermelon Bread

Pregnant Mother Thinks Her Unborn Child Will Be Gay So She Has Preacher Kick the Gay Out (VIDEO)

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Our Sick WorldPreacher kicks “gay gene demon” out of pregnant mother at local church so that her unborn Nigerian child will not be born gay, because being homosexual in her country is not accepted.

Couch Guy of Clinton, Miss

Billy Ray Pope’s Facebook video of a guy holding a couch stuffed in a little car in Clinton, Mississippi has gone viral. The Couch Guy was tracked down on Twitter.

SO BAD IT’S FUNNY: Man Served “The Worst Sandwich Ever” at Airport

“One of the most miserly sandwiches ever served,”
remarked Time magazine. Could that be a Hummingbird’s egg?

Awful Sandwich Edinburough Airport

HIGHWAY AIRLINE ROBBERY!
That “paltry offering” is a FIVE DOLLAR bacon and egg sandwich sold by a joint named EAT.  The man sat at a dirty table for 15 minutes waiting for THAT to be served to him. Yeah, someone actually had the audacity to (a) assemble that disgraceful sandwich with their hands and eyes and (2) come face-to-face with the customer to serve those scraps — whom they obviously grossly over-charged!
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“The part that made it worse was that they told me to take a seat and they’d bring it over.

“The only empty table was clearly empty because it hadn’t been cleaned for what appeared to be weeks and then after 15 minutes I had to go back and ask where my roll was which they had totally forgotten about.”

[Source]

QUESTION the cost, the service, the filth, the quality…

Champion Joey Chestnut Dethroned by Matt Stonie in Hot Dog Eating Contest!

joey-chestnut-hot-dog-eating-championFamous food eating champion Joey Chestnut’s miraculous record of eating hot dogs in food gorging contests on Fourth of July, having won 8 years in a row, lost to an upstart Matt Stonie today at Nathan’s Famous hot-dog-eating contest in Coney Island, Brooklyn! Mr. Stonie, 23, downed 62 hot dogs and buns on Saturday, beating Mr. Chestnut by TWO!

See this long list of Joey Chestnut’s food eating contests.  Chestnut was born in Vallejo, California and lives in San Jose, California.  See Joey’s Twitter for news of his next contest, this wasn’t his only loss.  He’ll win again in the RIBS EATING CONTEST!