A 14-year old schoolgirl has suffered serious complications after a flu shot allegedly left the young girl terribly ill and with severe cramps, until the family doctor finally realized weeks later she had been impregnated by the vaccine, reports the Forth Worth Telegram this week.
“A small lake town is attacked by bloodthirsty, mutated lampreys that can walk on land and travel in water pipes. With the town under siege by the creatures, and the town’s mayor refusing to acknowledge the threat, an animal control specialist must thwart the invasion and protect his family.” Wiki
The Livin Farm contains eight shelves for growing mealworms, beetles and other insects from eggs to full growth for your dining cuisine. [Thank you, Web Urbanist for the delicious holiday shopping head’s up!]
Have a Yummy Insect Salad! (Click Image Below to See Up Close!)
BiteLabsgrows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make salami. Tweet #EatCelebrityMeat to tell the world how delicious celebrity meat is once you’ve EATEN HUMAN TISSUE SAMPLES IN THEIR SALAMI.
Before doing her interpretive dance she snarls, “this goddamn government…” and steps on cigarette butts on the floor of her filthy trailer room. Meh.
“When she was bent over and making her ass and legs wobble like jelly — that shit was hilarious and disturbingly mesmerizing. The close up of her growler at the end though was horrifying, it looked like she sat on a cactus and partially absorbed it into her body.”
White Trash Rap to fat girl who “doesn’t give a f–k.”