Greedy Rich White Guy Against Two Latinos for President


ted-cruzScenario: A white billionaire one-percenter trying to buy the election is fighting a dishonest Latino born in Canada in the race for the White House….

Trump demands new Iowa Caucus that he lost, claiming his opponent Ted Cruz lied to get more votes. by spreading a rumor that Ben Carson quit the election, to vote for him instead.

Also, conspiracy theorists believe Microsoft rigged its tabulation software to give Marco Rubio, Trump’s other Latino opponent, a boost from Trump’s votes.  The Washington Post, Trump’s vile enemy, naturally says Microsoft and Rudio didn’t steal votes.

“As 12 million Americans “know,” the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the government are the reptilians.  Here they are.

Ted Cruz Reptilian

“Our planet has been invaded by a species of alien similar to lizards, only smarter. They kill our most important people and wear their skins as disguises. Some of our most famous celebrities and politicians are actually these reptile creatures. They are here to destroy our world from within. Here is a collection of reptiles I have identified.”

Adult Coloring Books Latest Craze

WTFAdult coloring book boom:  Wife sticks her tongue in her cheek and tells her horny, bored husband in bed, “come on, let’s color!” Seems there is no end to adults coloring craze.

Adult Coloring Books
Infantile neurosis? Adults sitting around working on coloring books? Arrested development? Our wacky Twilight-Zoneish Upside-Down world.

Coloring for Grown Ups

Woman Takes Crap On Freeway

“I saw this fat lady taking a dump in the middle of the freeway. I was driving by and got off one shot. She yelled at me to ‘mind my own business!’ but, when you take a crap in broad daylight, it unfortunately becomes everybody’s business.”

Source: Moron

Fat Lady Craps on Freeway

Meet Ted Cruz’s Looney Father! “The Presence Of The Holy Spirit Convinced My Son To Run For President [VIDEO]”

Religious fanatic presidential candidate Ted Cruz’s father, Rafael Cruz, insists the Lord appeared to him and told him his son must run for president.

Hate Preacher Says “Fags” Must Have Babies from their Anus

Harlem hate preacher James Manning says “fags” can’t foreclose on his church until they birth babies “through their anus.” Details here.

“This is the lord’s house! This ain’t no damn bathhouse! It ain’t no fag house! And before you can ever own this property – hook or crook – men who are fags with testicles will be carrying babies in their testicles and giving birth to them through their anus. That’s how impossible it is for you to get this house. When you start carrying a baby in your bags and birthing that baby through your ass, THEN you can own this house! But until I see you pull a baby out your ass, you ain’t gonna pull this church out from underneath us. And boom shaka-laka goes right there! And all you fags can go to hell! I’m James David Manning, everybody. I’m the LORD’S servant!”

SORRY! The “Forest Floor Hair Comb” is Sold Out!

Disturbing news: the Forest Floor Hair Comb, a delightful thing for nature buffs, has sold out on Etsy.   Sorry to bring you the disappointing news, but you could ask its forest-fetish creator to make more!

Forest Floor Hair Comb

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