Gawkers of an Ohio semi-truck accident were told to get off Mall property by crazy female security guard who told them not to take pictures of the accident. Watch her get into a physical fight with some fat bitch on the scene.
REGISTER NOW!Gothamist reports that Kings County Bar wants you to sign up for their first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant! It’s the ultimate contest for infinitesimal penises. “The Contest” will be held on Saturday, July 20th starting at 5 p.m.
All over the country mobs of small-penised men are booking up airline tickets now to attend the event with the hope of receiving the most-coveted small penis crown:
“The winner will receive the coveted title of 2013 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn, a crown, and a generous cash donation to the charity of his choice.”
Creepy guys with cameras capture exposed underwear of slobs wearing saggy clothes at Street Saggers. What? No butt crack stains? All men’s ott holes get greasy and sweaty and have toilet paper balls up the crack of their hairy, sweaty, funky asses from getting around all day. With no air exposed to the area as we all know equals foul FUNK ODORS. Oh sure you’re gonna stick your moosh up there and sniff that. Right, sicko.
This thing is from some twisted slavery fetish site called “White Slaves of Black Masters” who writes: “Reblog if you are a handsome young white male and will serve as toilet for black men of any age publicly in the streets, parkings, public gardens or wherever they order you.”