VIRAL VIDEO: Security Camera Catches Man Having Sex with Drain Pipe

“He pulls down his trousers, presses his arms against the wall and proceeds to wildly thrust at the inanimate object that is protruding out of the wall.”

Sex with Drainpipe

SECURITY CAMERA VIDEO FOOTAGE:

Let Us All Eat BLACK FOOD

mccormick-black-food-colorFood colored jet black from nasty SQUID INK is the latest foodie craze. OK if you want to go around with black lips looking like you’re into eating diarrhea

Black-Garlic
BLACK GARLIC

“Black garlic may look frightening but this aged version of garlic actually has twice the antioxidants of regular garlic. Described as being sweet and reminiscent of molasses, black garlic can be used as traditional garlic with delicious results.”

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BLACK PASTA

BLACK RICE? WTF?

“Black rice has been found to contain more anthocyanin antioxidants than a spoonful of blueberries, says blackrice.com.

Black Rice

BLACK RAMEN! WTF?

Cops Beat Trump Protesters in San Diego

California for Trum

San Diego brought out all their cops for Trump's appearance there today
San Diego brought out all their SWAT cops for Trump’s appearance there today

Angry anti-Trump protesters who tried to climb over a police barricade were beaten with clubs.

Mexicans bring out their flag and Trump pinatas as protesters go wild in San Diego:

Make Memorial Day Memorable by Killing Them with Sara’s Tater Tot Casserole (SHOCK VIDEO)

Your Chef, Sara
Your Tater Tot Casserole Chef, Sara
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EMBRACE THE OBESITY EPIDEMIC

There are many ways to prepare artery-clogging Tater Tot Casserole, but YouTuber Simply Sara Kitchen‘s offers a new take: using fake meat called “Meatless Crumbles” made with Soy beans (nutrition chart (note sodium amount)).   Sounds healthy enough for a meat alternative to keep fat and calories down, right?  But then Sara dumps in LOADS OF CHEESE and canned soup and tops it with even MORE CHEESE (a whole bowl in fact) to make each bite over 1,000 calories each — might as well had used real, greasy ground beef instead!  Bon apetit!

IMPORTANT READING: Exorcist Reveals How to Tell if Someone is Possessed by a Demon and NOT Mentally Ill

I Didn't Know That!
“OMG, I didn’t know that!”

Father Cipriano de Meo, who runs his own exorcism school, gives important guidelines on how to tell the difference between a possessed person and a mentally ill person, knowledge that everyone should know in today’s world with ever-increasing numbers of possessed people doing weird shit.

Padre Cipriano de Meo
PRAISE Father Cipriano de Meo

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