Goddamn it! Even on fucking Thanksgiving the penis freaks of the world just can’t resist reminding everyone of the almighty penis they worship and adore! Look at this FILTH and blasphemous desecration of American tradition and values! Get your filthy minds out of the gutter for one goddamned day and quit thinking about dirty nasty smelly old dicks and butt holes!
$45 bucks for a backpack that says that.
“WTF? Instead of asking him for a hit, dumb ass passengers run away like little pussies!”
Apeshit ensues when a dope fiend brazenly fires up crack cocaine or meth (no one’s sure because they didn’t try any) on a New York subway ride, the stench sickening other passengers who quickly fled the scene.
“Only in New York would this happen. Broad day light, kids and old folk in the train and this bum lights up and smokes what appears to be hard drugs without a care in the world. The smell was absolutely disgusting and I couldn’t work out if it was crack cocaine or meth. I just wanted to escape that train car.”
A woman screamed in horror when she noticed a hideous tentacle coming from an egg. Supermarket bosses are baffled what the weird growth is.
“It’s put me off eggs for a while. I chucked the rest of them straight in the bin.”
When a filthy feminist blogger used her own vaginal yeast to create sourdough bread using her nasty dildo infected with THRUSH BACTERIA on it (see her Twitter), Twitter goes nuts with responses with hashtag #CuntSourDough. Story on Huffington Post.
You dirty dirty bitch go lob yourself into the Atlantic please. https://t.co/qbDcTQGAZu
— Smithy (@_KrisSmith) November 23, 2015
I’m making #cuntsourdough with my vaginal yeast https://t.co/fScYhLgVih pic.twitter.com/zRF1tAyHIB — Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) November 23, 2015
A hideously disfigured old woman covered in soiled shroud, is photographed lurking around in the children’s section of the Texas Fort Worth Museum of Science and History — but no one like that was there when photos were taken.
A 14-year old schoolgirl has suffered serious complications after a flu shot allegedly left the young girl terribly ill and with severe cramps, until the family doctor finally realized weeks later she had been impregnated by the vaccine, reports the Forth Worth Telegram this week.
Liars, pretenders, fighting and crying as families get together for Thanksgiving.
“I spat his cum out in disgust. I will never again date Turkish oil wrestlers or anyone from Turkey for that matter,” said an angry visitor on the news of the Russian pilots killed as they parachuted down after Turkey shot their jet down.
Shocking video of a black crow that refuses to let go of car’s moving windshield wiper. Full video below:
WORTH WAITING FOR THE ANNOYING AD TO PLAY BEFORE THE CLIP PLAYS!
Exciting scene from the b-movie, “Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys.”
“A small lake town is attacked by bloodthirsty, mutated lampreys that can walk on land and travel in water pipes. With the town under siege by the creatures, and the town’s mayor refusing to acknowledge the threat, an animal control specialist must thwart the invasion and protect his family.” Wiki
The Livin Farm contains eight shelves for growing mealworms, beetles and other insects from eggs to full growth for your dining cuisine. [Thank you, Web Urbanist for the delicious holiday shopping head’s up!]