According to this guy’s crowdfunding product demo, the Scrote ‘N’ Tote is “the world’s first, fully-functional, human scrotum napsack.” Give the world the gift of Scrotes.™ Only $69 for a very limited time on Indiegogo.
What a clever way to let him know you think he’s a dirty rat lying cheat on Christmas morning than with The Rat Thong? Whisper sweet nothings in his ear before bedtime, such as: “You know the drill! If you cheated on me today, slip on the rat thong! Or you don’t get any nookie!”
A support pillow/headrest for your car is claimed to be made out of “Vegan leather fabric.”
WAIT… “Vegan” leather fabric? Huh? Apparently it’s something new and is “literally and figuratively, petroleum” that emits chemicals harmful to environment and factory workers. More about the strange buzzword “vegan leather” from WiseGeek.
You might also like the EMERGENCY TAMPON NECKLACE, which is used to carry tampons for those “in need of immediate menstrual assistance.”
WEAR IT TO WORK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LADIES!
Campbell’s is releasing limited edition Star Wars chicken noodle soup and SpaghettiOs later this month.
Al Roker enjoys demonstrates
his new dick the corn zipper. Christmas gift idea? LOL
“We created new human’s organs that use brain wave sensor. “Necomimi“is the new communication tool that augments human’s body and ability. “Necomimi” will be released in the end of this year. Price, color and any other gadgets are undecided.” [Facebook]
This is a Black Onyx Stone (or alternatively referred to as a “Chakrub” by its so-called founder).
The stone has been revered for thousands of years as a magical healing stone, believed by ancient mystics to help “alleviate fears and worries and to help you to feel comfortable within yourself and in your surroundings. It is also believed to promote stamina and vigor and to encourage the making of wise decisions.”
NO! The Black Onyx is meant to be WORN — not stuck up the filthy anus or vagina as a dildo “to find inner peace with”! If the stone is used in a PROFANE WAY, the user will suffer “untold reprisal” from powers beyond our comprehension! DO NOT EVER DESECRATE A BLACK ONYX!
Read the Disgusting Details Here of one who did so: “How Alison Found “Inner Peace” with a Healing Crystal Dildo”
FYI ALISON: The Black Onyx is NOT called a “crystal.” It’s a STONE! There’s a big difference! Get it right!
A new dildo sex toy called the Ovipositor lays eggs made of gelatin in your ass or vagina to give you the “eggciting” feeling of having alien-like slimy eggs ooze out of your beloved orifice. Watch the demonstration video below!
GOOD OLD AMERICAN PRODUCTIVITY THANKS TO JAPAN — This Office Chair Lets You Lay Down Flat For Naps At The Office!
All over the world people are talking about the miraculous redesign of the SPORK, a spoon/fork utensil the inventor has updated and renamed to the “tritensil” — that combines a fork, knife, and spoon. The inventor hopes this update will change the way humans eat with utensils forever more.
Are YOU as thrilled as we are about the new Tritensil?
Stuffed Pandas shake their booty for $14.97 at Walmart…
A shower curtain based on medieval TORTURE techniques has been invented by a clever designer for the drought-ridden state of California. After FOUR MINUTES of showering, the shower curtain inflates into SPIKES that poke the water user to stop!