Holiday Shopping Already? A Suggestion if You Please!

Holiday ShoppingWhat a clever way to let him know you think he’s a dirty rat lying cheat on Christmas morning than with The Rat Thong? Whisper sweet nothings in his ear before bedtime, such as: “You know the drill! If you cheated on me today, slip on the rat thong! Or you don’t get any nookie!”

Rat Thong

HIS DICK will be stuffed in with taxidermy rats!  How warm and loving a thought is that?