What a clever way to let him know you think he’s a dirty rat lying cheat on Christmas morning than with The Rat Thong? Whisper sweet nothings in his ear before bedtime, such as: “You know the drill! If you cheated on me today, slip on the rat thong! Or you don’t get any nookie!”
![Rat Thong](http://i2.wp.com/cringefringe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Rat-Thong.jpg?resize=465%2C396)
HIS DICK will be stuffed in with taxidermy rats! How warm and loving a thought is that?