Not many know this but there’s a problem with the flour used to make pizza with these days. Mostly all flour today is derived from genetically modified wheat (GMO). It is not the same wheat people ate say back in the 1940s and 1950s. GMO wheat today has been altered to allow high yield crops for profit and to accommodate the hungry masses on Earth today. Virtually all wheat found in stores today all over the world is GMO wheat! Well, there’s a BIG PROBLEM with this. Scientists have found a connection with GMO wheat and the epidemic rise of gluten intolerance, obesity and diabetes. That’s right: the flour people are eating is causing these scourge diseases!
“WHEAT BELLY” — The New Scourge Caused by GMO Wheat!
Scenes from a “Wife Swap” episode in which the swap mother grabs up all the bad food in the house and starts throwing it away, including the kid’s bacon — causing him to have a tantrum!
“THE BACON CONSPIRACY!”
MEAT CAUSES CANCER!
Whenever I make pasta sauce, I always let White Paws: King of Fur lick the bowl. He loves it.
Kraft boxed Mac ‘N Cheese, which is always generously given out at your local food bank, apparently has many UNUSUAL uses. Here we have a rare “Mac Pizza” made of the stuff — yeah, the CRUST is the Mac ‘N Cheese, smothered with greasy, cheesy pizza topping. sure to add more FAT around your middle like our “Food Expert” exercising his pictured above. There are many more “upsetting vintage recipes” on VintageRecipeCards.com that may amuse thee.
INGENIOUS IDEA FROM HELL: PIZZA CRUST MADE OF BOXED MAC ‘N CHEESE. ITALY IS FURIOUS OVER THE AMERICANIZATION OF PIZZA IN THIS MOST FOUL WAY.
A guy actually had the nerve to make this “Summer Salad Pie” (see all the steps in photos here) who commented:
“It’s pretty bizarre. Not horrible, just really weird.”
A guy in Oregon got more than Italian meatballs in his Subway sandwich and raced to post the vermin to his Facebook page, embedded in a sumptuous bed of spinach, tomato, Italian salami and cheese.
“Look at that beast of a mouse in the spinach at Subway today! Good thing we didn’t bite into it! AMAZING! WTF!!! The manager was in shock!”
We’ve all had that ANNOYING experience: we order fast food and later discover it’s either missing something, it’s not cooked, it’s not what you ordered, it’s made wrong, or it’s got somebody’s severed finger in it. But most frequently — we discover we got stiffed paying for food that’s not in the bag! Oh the agony of being wronged by the fast food joint! But some people on Twitter are posting photos of their rotten grub to fight back against this outrage!
I love this one, entitled: “Cheese on the Side” Heh-heh!
Why would Reese make two half-pound peanut butter cups? Do you realize how big that is? Who would eat candy that big? Questions, questions! BUY THEM HERE!
Maybe they’re made to feed the giant?
CALL YOUR WALL STREET INVESTOR NOW!
Jackfruit, an Asian fruit that stinks like rotting flesh, is being hailed as a “miracle” crop that could save millions from starvation. Jackfruit is the largest tree-borne fruit in the world — one fruit can weigh between 10 to 100 pounds and contain hundreds of seeds that are rich in protein, potassium, calcium, and iron — all of which are important for bodily growth.
Beer that tastes like pop tarts has been invented to cheering hordes. And to think they tore down a Kellog’s cereal factory to create this wonder invention of the 21st century! How awe-inspiring is that?
ADVICE TO INVENTORS: GO BACK TO MAKING ACTUAL POP TARTS AND DROP THE SILLY BEER IDEA.
“We just thought it would be a great idea for the first beer out of our new brewery to pay homage to the Frosted Flakes and Pop Tarts that were once made in the same space decades ago…”
Burger King’s Halloween Whopper Burger, featuring a BLACK BUN, is causing people to shit out green poop! See one eater’s disgusting Twitter picture of green toilet HELL! READ more Green Hell Tweets here!
Green Crap: Truth or Dirtbag Lie?
And… What is Wrong with Having Green Poop, Anyway? Who Cares?
“The proof is in the poop,” writes one customer.
“But as I started to pull at it this full glove came out. It was a full glove covered in coleslaw, it was disgusting. I was really shocked, I just couldn’t believe it.” [Story]
An example of the carelessness of kitchen scullions! Irish woman bought take-out lasagne and coleslaw for family. As she was eating she thought she had a large piece of cabbage. Instead, it was an entire rubber glove in her food.