Category Archives: Creepy Photos

Keep Your Mouth Off and Away from the Anus!

StupidLook at that. He’s licking that nasty ass hole as though it were a climaxing woman’s vagina! Dude, WTF? It’s NOT a vagina and there are unseen germs swallowed in this UNSAFE SEX practice that gives people Hepatitis, an incurable disease that destroys the liver. E-Coli can be had from swallowing saliva from the anus, as well as many other staph infections, that land you in the hospital!

STOP IT!  THAT IS NOT A VAGINA IT’S A PROLAPSED ANUS!  CAUSED BY INSERTING HUGE OBJECTS INTO THE RECTUM!

Thinks Thats a Cunt
The muscles eventually stop working and you will shit yourself. You lose control of your anal muscles. There is no cure. You’ll have to wear adult diapers the rest of your life. Inserting huge objects in the anus, including huge penises, may damage your ability to control and/or hold your shit!

Shovel-Wielding French Guy in Underpants Becomes Web Star

upside-down-worldProtesters in France were met by a man wearing nothing more than a T-shirt and his underwear attacking them with a shovel.  Since the picture of the shovel attack lunatic went viral online, the French guy has become an Internet star.  Go figure.

Web Star

HIS ATTACK VIDEO


Des militants de la LPO et des journalistes… by libezap

Mixed Bag Freak Show

WTF Cow
Just milk her right on the sofa. Why keep her way out in the barn?

Antidepressant Microbes in Soil

Burt Reynolds Bio
Burt Reynolds’ autobiography on stands now. He’s 79 and writes “Sally Field was the love of my life.”
Chicken Bite
Keep your damn junk in your pants and the animals won’t bite it, pervert!

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Are You Glad Halloween is Over?

Naked Pumpkin Run exhibitionists, who the cops have stopped and arrested as “terrorist sex offenders” and my cache of Halloween candy delivered GOLD from my loving neighbors.

YUCK! Ambushed by sights of forbidden, once-covered genitalia in broad daylight! Dropped my groceries and ruined my eggs to scowl at them! Damn Halloween, DAMN!
YUCK! Ambushed by sights of forbidden, once-covered genitalia in broad daylight.  Penises and breasts swinging back and forth as they pass me!  Dropped my groceries and ruined my eggs to scowl at them! Damn Halloween, DAMN!
YUCK, ambushed by naked heterosexual females with hairy vaginas! I thought they shaved/waxed their junk? Guess that phenomenon only exists in porn. Well I don't know. I haven't seen an actual living vagina since the year 1981!
YUCK, ambushed by naked heterosexual females with hairy vaginas! I thought they shaved/waxed their junk? Guess that phenomenon only exists in porn. Well I don’t know. I haven’t seen an actual living vagina since the year 1981!
The neighbors were real clever getting this pin in the middle of a Twix bar so I wouldn't find it until it was too late! Such expertise at attempted murder my neighbors have, eh?
The neighbors were real clever getting this pin in the middle of a Twix bar so I wouldn’t find it until it was too late! Such expertise at attempted murder my neighbors have, eh?
It's always fun to check the candy to see how much my neighbors LOVE ME! This year it's pins and a delightful RUSTY NAIL! Woo! Now that's love!
It’s always fun to check the candy to see how much my neighbors LOVE ME! This year it’s bent pins and a delightful RUSTY NAIL! Woo! Now that’s love!

Last Sunday’s Redskins Fan Gets Head While Watching the Game at the Stadium (PHOTO)

You Filthy Whore

Penis-Freaks2Last Sunday (a day of God!), a Redskins fan (in “Taylor” shirt) just couldn’t wait until after the game was over to have his cock sucked by the hoe down on her knees (in the photo below).

Wash Redskins Filth bible-iconHe made that woman a public whore (see her photos), risking arrest for the crime of “lewd and lascivious” behavior in public!  Oh the audacity!  Look at her willingly swallow all the funky germs crawling on his penis after he’d touched it with his dirty hands when pissing throughout the day.  And the bystanders did nothing but take pictures.  Worst of all, nobody got a view of his dick to see how big it was!  At least give us THAT!

THE COUPLE HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED!  Pictured below — he just can’t keep his hands off his damn dick, can he?

Redskins BJ Couple

 

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! ANOTHER GUY WAS FILMED GETTING HIS COCK SUCKED at the same game!  WTF?

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