ABC Family Channel has released its schedule of its “25 Days of Christmas 2015” line-up (Facebook), which begins EARLY on November 22 this year — ahead of its usual December 1st start date. The Hallmark Channel has already begun showing Christmas movies with its own “Countdown to Christmas — All Season Long” — airing 17 new Christmas movies, STARTING OCTOBER 31. “Holiday movies ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT” Hallmark decrees.
Yes, it’s mid-October and time to start buying for Christmas to avoid the Christmastime shopper hordes.
“Come on! Come on, damn you! Put the nasty box back in the black bag or I’ll bash your fucken brains out!” I snarled at the pervert, who had the nerve to take a seat before my majesty.
Christmas is over, so LET THEM GO FOR THE GOLD!
A lunatic who doesn’t celebrate Christmas had to be escorted off an American Airlines flight after he freaked out over being wished “Merry Christmas” by flight personnel.
The grumpy passenger, who appeared to be traveling alone, barked at the woman, “You shouldn’t say that because not everyone celebrates Christmas.”
The agent replied, “Well, what should I say then?”
“Don’t say, ‘Merry Christmas!’ ” the man shouted before brushing past her.
Aren’t you tired of the protesters? Well, they’re still out destroying in Oakland, California as attention wanes to their cause after a couple of cops were murdered execution style, leaving their children and wives crying in pain. All it is now is an opportunity for criminals with rap sheets to destroy things and annoy people who would like to enjoy the holidays in peace.
Christmas Tree Destroyed on Christmas Day
Domestic violence attacks on Christmas are not uncommon when families get together and clash, along with “crimes of passion” when lovers don’t get along.
But for this man, instead of receiving a Christmas GIFT of love from his old lady, he instead got a huge knife plunged into his skull.
Grinning 47-year old Glenda Ann Bernardini (pictured at left) faces 11 years in jail on an assault with a deadly weapon charge.
Re-gifting recap: Christmas is FINALLY OVER. No more annoying holiday commercials on TV! No more cheesy Christmas sentiment that nobody really believes in anymore! No more Hallmark channel Christmas movies! And would you believe there are people who threw out their Christmas trees right after they finished opening their presents? That urge to forget the holidays is high with some super-duper megalomaniacs loose in today’s upside-down world — but GOATS are eagerly anticipating eating them discarded Christmas trees.
And there HE is, already out looking for another person to use a condom ornament on. Pig. Look at that huge cock!
Rudolph’s Express winds round my little tree as the eyes of curious cats watch…
DAILY MAIL — An Ohio homeowner was ordered by town officials to remove a Nativity scene in front of his house that featured zombies instead of wise men and a baby Jesus. The Nativity scene features life-size figures and a zombie baby Jesus, with pale skin and pure white eyes. At night, the figures are illuminated by red and green lights.
A thief trying to walk out of Walmart with a computer is caught by receipt checker, but he shoves her down and gets away. The thief drove off in a black Mercedes with no plates.
Majority of Americans Believe the Story of Jesus’ Birth is Historically Accurate.