Yes, it’s mid-October and time to start buying for Christmas to avoid the Christmastime shopper hordes.
“Come on! Come on, damn you! Put the nasty box back in the black bag or I’ll bash your fucken brains out!” I snarled at the pervert, who had the nerve to take a seat before my majesty.
“Yeah-yeah, “tighty whiteys” do hold piss in quite well, damn near like a diaper! But it’s time to change them and get cleaned up. You’re not going to work again today smelling like piss are you?”