Drought Shower Curtain that ATTACKS YOU, Has Been Invented

A shower curtain based on medieval TORTURE techniques has been invented by a clever designer for the drought-ridden state of California.  After FOUR MINUTES of showering, the shower curtain inflates into SPIKES that poke the water user to stop!

“Truly a terrifying thing… to be forced to shower for only 4 minutes before being poked in my lower orifices by a shower curtain spike!”

Inflatable Shower Curtain