Cruel wake up prank by crazy girl. Not funny. Attach one to her clit and let her feel the agonizing pain! Why damage a guy’s penis? Stupid move, ladies! If it’s damaged, he can’t fuck you, stupid! Meaning no more orgasms for you! GET IT?
The epitome of today’s entitled millennials. She says getting a job “takes up too much time and she doesn’t want to deal with people. Why work for money? I don’t believe in working.” Her cringe-worthy 10-minute video will have your jaw dropping. Well, at least she’s being honest about it, right? Read the hate comments on this source link (scroll down, luv!).
Slob ducks into a parking garage entrance off the street, pulls her stretch pants down and shoots out a bunch of pee like a horse, then hikes her pants back up and walks off, as if the unfeminine act of sublime filth she just did was perfectly OK.
Crack hoe got her power shut off. What to do? Climb the pole and turn it back on, of course!
A woman thought a long tongue she severed from a deer her husband brought home from a hunting trip would make a great sex toy. The vile thing got stuck inside her vagina and she left it inside, forgetting about it until a foul stench began happening…
She went to her gynecologist who wrote this shocking report:
“During the exam, I was utterly shocked with what I had found. Never in my 33 years of practice have I seen anything like this,” Dr. Lee told the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology. “What I removed from the woman, looked like a long tongue, but certainly not a human tongue. Then, what she admitted to her husband after the exam, was even more disturbing.” KEEP READING
“The man told a Williamson County Sheriff’s Office deputy that he “awoke to the feeling of an unknown party on top of him,” adding that he “felt the offender place his penis in her mouth.”
The Smoking Gun — Megan Davis Hoelting was arrested and charged after allegedly breaking into the home of her husband’s friend, stripped and got into bed with the sleeping man, fondled his genitalia and tried to perform oral sex on him. When the guy awoke she would not get off him so he called the police…
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A woman has made butter out of her own breast milk and then eaten it.
Reddit user WhatMichelleDoes spent around an hour shaking breast milk she had drained from herself until tiny beads of butter began to form.
Michelle, who posted photographs of her ‘butter’ on Imgur and Reddit, then admitted she had tried some of the homemade concoction.
She said she ate it straight without any bread or salt.
KEEP READING, MORE GROSS PHOTOS OF THE CONCOCTION!
The incredible tres titty woman of FLORIDA, known as “Jasmine Tridevil” (selfie at left with her iPhone), has been keeping a dark secret: storing an 18-year-old in her dungeon in a cage, torturing him. She admits to being a sicko dominatrix who enjoys inflicting pain on men, but swears she never had sex with the teen. Uh-huh.
As you recall, the incredible three-boobed woman of Florida swore she got that third breast implant to scare men away from dating her. It turns out she was keeping a young stud (pictured below posing for a dick pic selfie with his iPhone) around to service her instead. Man, I swear there’s something in the water supply in Florida making its residents insane.
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