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After a drunken fight with his girlfriend over her unwanted sexual advances, a man woke up on his couch to find the woman with her fangs bared in the middle of biting his penis off.  He tried to fight her off, but she bashed him over the head with a laptop before fleeing with his penis blood dripping from her mouth.  She was caught and arrested, charged with “maiming” her boyfriend, who underwent 5 stitches at the base of his penis to repair her handiwork, along with injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.