A THING OF EVIL!
“Then, without warning, a flaccid, spongy log half jumps from the machine, writhing like an alien parasite in search of a host body. It’s horrifying, like a scene from The Lair of the White Worm.”
What is The Egg Master? The Guardian’s review describes:
“The Egg Master (£29.99, DecentGadget, Amazon) is a vertical grill encased in silicone housing. Ingredients poured into the plastic tube are heated by an embedded, wraparound element. When ready, food spontaneously rises from the device.”
“There’s something SEXUAL about this evil gadget. The way that THING rises out… It’s PENILE, I tell you! PENILE!”
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