So-called “friends” tie their buddy to a rope and encourage him to drop off a balcony, but the flimsy rope was not strong enough to bear the man’s weight…
Jordan James Parke
Jordan James Parke is a British make-up “artist” who has spent thousands on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian.
Filth. Stop thinking that.
Creepy Guy Neighbors
Goddamn people have fucken SICK minds. It’s scary out there.
Another used condom on doorknob event discussed on Reddit.
Man Finds Full Potato in Bag of Potato Chips
He said: “I opened the packet of crisps and noticed there wasn’t the usual crunchy sound you get.”
“I tipped the packet upside-down and this oily potato just fell out onto my desk.”
(Left) Normal bag of chips, (Right) What was found in bag.
Keep Evil Children’s Hands Off “Sin Zones”
Yeah, it’s a real website by whacko religious fanatics.
Freak Nearly Loses His Dick To Infection After Putting Candy Under Dirty Foreskin
Read all about how a weirdo who made his SMEGMA-LADEN dirty pecker get laced with flesh-eating bacteria after he stuffed popping candy under his penis’ foreskin and didn’t clean himself for weeks (see Filthy Penis on Tumblr for images of dirty penises with smegma all over them (ADULT, VERY GROSS)).
Within three weeks, the sugary residue had combined with Gareth’s penile filth to create a scabbed crust. Last night, unemployed Gareth, 36, winced: “It was astonishingly painful but the worst thing was, I was too embarrassed to go to the doctor.”
The matter reached an eye-watering climax when Gareth collapsed on Witton Street and was taken to hospital – where his infected genitals surprised even hardened medics. Single Gareth endured an emergency circumcision and was placed on a course of powerful antibiotics to prevent the onset of flesheating infections such as necrotizing fasciitis. KEEP READING FASCINATING STORY
Eproctophilia
Ever heard of “Eproctophilia”? It’s people who are sexually aroused by flatulence (fart odor). Yeah, really.
[Thanks for the head’s up, Gawker.]
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