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“Countdown to 25 Days of Christmas” Schedule Released; Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies Begin “All Day and All Night”

Christmas-in-OctoberABC Family Channel has released its schedule of its “25 Days of Christmas 2015” line-up (Facebook), which begins EARLY on November 22 this year — ahead of its usual December 1st start date.  The Hallmark Channel has already begun showing Christmas movies with its own “Countdown to Christmas — All Season Long” — airing 17 new Christmas movies, STARTING OCTOBER 31. “Holiday movies ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT” Hallmark decrees.


Time to Start Buying Christmas Gifts

Yes, it’s mid-October and time to start buying for Christmas to avoid the Christmastime shopper hordes.

“Come on! Come on, damn you!  Put the nasty box back in the black bag or I’ll bash your fucken brains out!” I snarled at the pervert, who had the nerve to take a seat before my majesty.

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Airline Passenger Flipped Out Over Being Greeted with “Merry Christmas” by Flight Attendants

A lunatic who doesn’t celebrate Christmas had to be escorted off an American Airlines flight after he freaked out over being wished “Merry Christmas” by flight personnel.

The GrinchThe grumpy passenger, who appeared to be traveling alone, barked at the woman, “You shouldn’t say that because not everyone celebrates Christmas.”

The agent replied, “Well, what should I say then?”

“Don’t say, ‘Merry Christmas!’ ” the man shouted before brushing past her.

Protesters Smash Windows, Loot and Destroy Christmas Tree on Christmas Day

Aren’t you tired of the protesters?  Well, they’re still out destroying in Oakland, California as attention wanes to their cause after a couple of cops were murdered execution style, leaving their children and wives crying in pain.  All it is now is an opportunity for criminals with rap sheets to destroy things and annoy people who would like to enjoy the holidays in peace.

Christmas Tree Destroyed on Christmas Day

Girlfriend Stabs Boyfriend’s Skull for Christmas with a Big 12-Inch Knife

X-Ray of Man's Skull with a 12-Inch Kitchen Knife in it from Girlfriend. Man says it was "surreal."
X-Ray of Man’s Skull with a 12-Inch Kitchen Knife in it from Girlfriend. Man says the knife sticking out of his skull was “surreal.”

Crazy Girlfriend Smiles for the Cops After She Stabbed Her Darling's Skull
Grinning Skull Stabber

Domestic violence attacks on Christmas are not uncommon when families get together and clash, along with “crimes of passion” when lovers don’t get along.

But for this man, instead of receiving a Christmas GIFT of love from his old lady, he instead got a huge knife plunged into his skull.

Grinning 47-year old Glenda Ann Bernardini (pictured at left) faces 11 years in jail on an assault with a deadly weapon charge.

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Christmas is a Wrap, Time to Toss the Candy Canes!

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“Looky at my new gun from Santa, maw!  It be likes the dick I neber had!”

Re-gifting recap: Christmas is FINALLY OVER.  No more annoying holiday commercials on TV!  No more cheesy Christmas sentiment that nobody really believes in anymore!  No more Hallmark channel Christmas movies!   And would you believe there are people who threw out their Christmas trees right after they finished opening their presents?  That urge to forget the holidays is high with some super-duper megalomaniacs loose in today’s upside-down world — but GOATS are eagerly anticipating eating them discarded Christmas trees.


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Christmas Tree Desecration & Other Acts of Demonic Depravity

Filthy Satanists.

Filth Xmas Tree
He yanked it off his prick and hung his dead babies on the Christmas tree. What a filthy rotten person. BURN IT WITH FIRE!

And there HE is, already out looking for another person to use a condom ornament on. Pig.  Look at that huge cock!

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Man’s Zombie Nativity Scene Freaks Out Town/Neighbors (VIDEO)

Evil Baby Jesus
Evil Baby Jesus gapes in awe of the zombie Virgin Mary, his mother.
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DAILY MAIL — An Ohio homeowner was ordered by town officials to remove a Nativity scene in front of his house that featured zombies instead of wise men and a baby Jesus.  The Nativity scene features life-size figures and a zombie baby Jesus, with pale skin and pure white eyes. At night, the figures are illuminated by red and green lights.

VIDEO: Watch 78-Year-Old Walmart Door Receipt Checker Try to Stop Thief

Holiday ShoppingA thief trying to walk out of Walmart with a computer is caught by receipt checker, but he shoves her down and gets away. The thief drove off in a black Mercedes with no plates.