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At around noon on Oct. 31, Andrew Theodore set up a fake collision scene with a car from a junkyard that would also serve as a reminder not to text and drive.
ABC Family Channel has released its schedule of its “25 Days of Christmas 2015” line-up (Facebook), which begins EARLY on November 22 this year — ahead of its usual December 1st start date. The Hallmark Channel has already begun showing Christmas movies with its own “Countdown to Christmas — All Season Long” — airing 17 new Christmas movies, STARTING OCTOBER 31. “Holiday movies ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT” Hallmark decrees.
Source: Black cat pushes orange cat into pool by vidibona on Rumble
To promote his new album and dating TV show, west coast rapper “The Game” slips on some tight Spandex to reveal his big, fat dick on Instagram to the penis-obsessed media. Now his fame will grow even higher. What’s next? A sex tape, perhaps?
THE IMPREGNATION ASPECT
A dick that size certainly can impregnate quite easily. Its length can reach deep into the womb to fertilize a woman’s eggs during her fertile cycle; the sperm won’t have to swim all that far. Immediate impregnation can and will occur. Plus, because of that dick’s girth, it will fit tight in the vagina and rub against the vaginal walls, causing the woman to secrete lubricating fluid to accommodate it, as well as sending very pleasurable stimulating sensations by the friction of his thrusts — causing numerous orgasms during the sex act. So, in conclusion, this dick is biologically ripe for procreation activities. As far as anal insertion, it will be very painful to accommodate due to its length and girth. Some sort of pain-killing drug will be necessary to take if sodomy is involved.
Naked Pumpkin Run exhibitionists, who the cops have stopped and arrested as “terrorist sex offenders” and my cache of Halloween candy delivered GOLD from my loving neighbors.
In a room that used to be an embalming room of a former funeral home in San Francisco — now a restaurant (wait wtf?) — security cameras recorded what appears to be a spirit of a little girl dashing in and out of the right-hand side of the viewing area in the video below. Employees have reported spirit and specter sightings in the past, and some refuse to go to certain areas of the building, which was built in 1914.
FOLLOW-UP: Ghost Hunters Investigate the Creepy Phantom Girl.
EMBALMING ROOM RESTAURANT
A veritable treasure trove of lunatic road rage and car crash compilation videos at Car Crashes Weekly on YouTube. Here is their Facebook page. Here’s a couple to entertain thee. If you want to watch bigger video, just click on the YouTube link in the video embed (in case you’re not Internet savvy).
It’s a foregone conclusion that many of these idiots were smoking METH like this guy:
“If you fall I hope you both die!”
CRAZY GUY FREAKS OUT, STRIPS IN APARTMENT LOBBY AS SCARED TENANTS HIDE! COPS CALLED — MUST-SEE!
I hope that perv gets cat scratch fever.
Shitstorm Politically Correct (PC) Witch Hunt Summary:
Race baiter Episcopalian Mr. Entitled is trying to get Don Lemon fired through a HISSY FIT PETITION because he didn’t like what Lemon said. Awwwww!
Yeah, we’re STICKING UP FOR DON LEMON. And here’s why. We’re sick and tired of all this politically correct (PC) racism bullshit happening in America today stirred up by hateful, biased people with a political/religious agenda out to ruin someone’s life by creating online witch hunts to shame and ruin them based on THEIR opinion! Firing Don would ruin his career — which is a mean, vicious thing to be doing to someone who is innocent — so this petition is unfair and should be taken down!
Scroll to the bottom of the petition page and select “FLAG AS INAPPROPRIATE.”