Another fun clip by the crackpot Christian pastor, this time targeting children. Enjoy.
A house has been possessed by an evil entity since 14-year-old Roland Doe used his grandmother’s Ouija board there in 1949, drawing an evil demon to possess the boy and kill his aunt. The boy went nuts and was put away in an asylum and since that time the house has had a history of “evil things” going on there. The place will be exorcised of its evil live online the night of October 30 on Destination America, a cable channel (wiki).
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! This week there will be live airings of BRAIN SURGERY, BURIAL AND THE EXORCISM on TV!
A girl in Peru downloaded a Ouija board app to her phone, tried it out and ended up seemingly possessed by an evil spirit!
She is Filmed in the Hospital — Possessed
DON’T MESS WITH OUIJA BOARDS!
THEY DRAW SPIRITS TO YOU!
A crazed Californian stripped off his clothes and ran out of his house to viciously attack an elderly woman walking her dog. A motive for the assault was not known, according to the release. It did not appear that Craig Andrew Ledbetter and the victim, Sara Hurtado, knew each other. Here is his CREEPY mugshot:
He Smiles for His Mugshot After Brutally Beating and Biting an Old Lady, Putting Her in the Hospital…
LOOK WHAT HE DID TO THE ELDERLY WOMAN:
Get a load of how The Weird Satanist Guy talks and his facial movements at the unveiling of a satanic statue Detroit, Michigan. The Weird Satanist Guy, also known as Onyx the Fortuitous (a.k.a. Weird Gamer Guy) is on YouTube as Andrew Bowser AND his AndrewBowserDirector YouTube channel.
Onyx the Fortuitous (“Weird Gamer Guy”):
Goddess Kali Glows on the Empire State Building in New York, but Shoebat.com says Goddess Kali is an evil, demonic devil. The name of Kali means black, time, death, lord of death; she is therefore called the Goddess of Time, Change, Power, and Destruction. She is known as the “Black One,” or the “Dark One” — a symbol of exquisite EVIIL.
“New York City, the most pro-abortion city of America, just placed a giant image of Satan on the Empire State Building, in order to convince people to worship and revere “Mother Nature,” which is really just a deceptive way of getting people to worship the devil. The image is specifically that of the Hindu goddess Kali, who is no different than Satan, for “the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God” (1 Corinthians 10:20).” Continue Reading…
Join Satan and Have
“Eternal Life in Florida” (-GAG-)
— or DIE!
EXCLUSIVE FROM MORON.COM! Ashton Black was a “normal” guy working at a crummy payday loan job when he says Satan approached the counter and asked to “enter” him.
“People have until August 24, 2015 to accept me as their Master. I plan to kill billions and billions of humans. Those who do not bow down to me will be ripped to shreds by my demons. Those who accept me will be given eternal life in Florida. The world as people know it ends in August.”
“Satan was about 10 foot tall, had huge 12 inch horns, was red,” Black said. “He told me he wanted to enter me. And I said okay, why not? He became a gas substance and entered through my belly button. It felt totally intense like I had just smoked PCP. At that point, I became Satan.”
Turns out, this is a FAKE NEWS story. The photo above is explained by News from the Spirit World:
Update: Well the party is over for Satan and the people of Tampa can again safely get loans for beer, weed and pizza. The photo turns out to be from a posed collection from a professional photographer with tags like ‘Vampire,’ ‘Halloween,’ and ‘Goth.’
“I’m hungry for a bowl of lung soup.”
Tamara Samsonova, 68, is suspected of sawing off their heads and limbs of her victims and EATING THEM during a 20-year murder spree. Police finally caught the cannibal over the murder of her friend Valentina Ulanova, 79. She was spotted on CCTV footage carrying Ulanova’s body parts in a black plastic bag. Ulanova’s headless body was found in a pond. Police discovered her sick diaries after searching her house, detailing over a dozen gruesome murders, including her husband and a renter, all of whom were decapitated. The diaries were found with books on BLACK MAGIC.