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“Countdown to 25 Days of Christmas” Schedule Released; Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies Begin “All Day and All Night”

Christmas-in-OctoberABC Family Channel has released its schedule of its “25 Days of Christmas 2015” line-up (Facebook), which begins EARLY on November 22 this year — ahead of its usual December 1st start date.  The Hallmark Channel has already begun showing Christmas movies with its own “Countdown to Christmas — All Season Long” — airing 17 new Christmas movies, STARTING OCTOBER 31. “Holiday movies ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT” Hallmark decrees.


Time to Start Buying Christmas Gifts

Yes, it’s mid-October and time to start buying for Christmas to avoid the Christmastime shopper hordes.

“Come on! Come on, damn you!  Put the nasty box back in the black bag or I’ll bash your fucken brains out!” I snarled at the pervert, who had the nerve to take a seat before my majesty.

Holiday Shopping

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Kim Davis Halloween Costume Might Be Dangerous

"NEVER! I will NEVER marry gays!"
“NEVER! I will NEVER marry gays!”

Kim Davis Halloween Costume

Joke Discount for Joke Kim Davis Costume

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Hmmm… a good way to get ATTACKED by hordes of seething, spitting, hissing, angry gays on Halloween — dress up like the anti-gay marriage Christian fanatic frau, #Kim Davis!

SEE MORE, potentially LIFE THREATENING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES HERE!  Here are the most popular Halloween costumes of 2015, expected to draw much attention!  Will you DARE to wear one?  Or are you chickenshit?

Pyramid Lake on Indian Land Draws Huge Fourth of July Crowd; Fireworks Sales (VIDEO)

Marilyn Monroe Pyramid Lake
Marilyn Monroe swam in Pyramid Lake in the summer of 1960.

Pyramid Lake, a huge deep blue salt water lake some 10 miles out of Reno, Nevada is full of 4th of July campers at this time (you need to purchase a camping permit from the Paiute Tribe first).  Large crowds are expected for Fourth of July festivities in Reno and surrounding areas as well, including the Biggest Little City Chicken Wing Festival on Virgina Street downtown Reno and all the fireworks shows planned in Reno and Sparks, including the extravagant Star Spangled Sparks fireworks show at the Nugget Casino!

And, of course, the cops will be out in full force to catch drunk drivers.  biggest_little_wing_fest_reno_eventSo what better place to escape the police state than to beautiful, warm and blue Pyramid Lake… where cigarette smokers won’t be mad as hornets about the new $1.00 new tax more on cigarettes, making their cost about $6.75 per pack…  The Paiute Indians sell tobacco at discounted prices on their land!

Pyramid Lake is on Paiute Indian land and, although fireworks are illegal in Nevada, they are NOT on Pyramid Lake Indian land.  Fireworks are a big selling item at the store there.  Campers can set them off there without fear of being arrested on a felony charge as in Reno and other non-Indian land cities in Nevada.

In the video embedded below you’ll see people swimming in the lake’s warm water that ancient Indian lore says is a health cure.  [Source: KTVN.com]

KTVN Channel 2 – Reno Tahoe News Weather, Video –
Pyramid Lake covers 125,000 acres, making it one of the largest natural lakes in the state of Nevada. Pyramid Lake is also the biggest remnant of ancient Lake Lahontan, the colossal inland sea that once covered most of Nevada. Keep Reading…

What the Fourth of July Celebration is About (For Youngsters Who Don’t Know)

Battle of Long Island
American soldiers fighting the British in 1776.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND, WEB TRAVELERS — It hath begun, the travel day for 4th of July get2gethers. Many have taken this day off to celebrate our country’s 239th anniversary of independence from Britain, who ruled the 13 colonies of colonial America.

Did you know that 58% of Americans don’t know what country America declared its independence from?


Briefly, Colonists were fed up with heavy taxation and British rule by the “tyrant” King George III and wished to create a new country independent of Britain where they would govern themselves.


America over 2 hundred years ago was a vast, untamed wilderness, with the western half unknown and unexplored. So fighting happened on America’s East Coast where the 13 colonies were.


The war, called The Revolutionary War, raged April 1775 to September 1783 — 8 years. Britain sent ship after ship of “red coats” to fight the “rebel” colonists on our ground — total Americans killed in the fight estimated to be as high as 70,000. The colonists created a formal document of independence for King George in July 1776, entitled “The Declaration of Independence,” officially starting the war (although fighting began a year before).

Battle of New Orleans

md-continental-officer1Seven years later, the Treaty of Paris, signed in Paris by representatives of King George III of Great Britain and representatives of the United States of America on September 3, 1783, ending the American Revolutionary War. George Washington became the first president of the new country.

Back in that era soldiers carried “muskets,” which had to be reloaded with gun powder after each shot, and muskets would only work on targets within one hundred yards. So the armies fought in groups of men, organized as regiments, at close range. The enemy regiments would line up face-to-face and then charge with bayonets attached to the muskets. So it was hand-to-hand combat. Our American ancestors were a brave lot indeed.

2015 New Year’s Eve Fireworks Hits Man’s Cell Phone IN HIS HAND! (VIRAL VIDEO)

ApeshitA man had his cell phone knocked out of his hand by a firework misfire during a New Year’s Eve display in Sydney, Australia.  Watch the unspeakable horror that ensued and the aftermath videos below for a cheap thrill (yes, there’s filthy expletives, naturally!  Get over it, shrinking violets) (source).

Hovering ‘UFO’ spotted at London New Year’s Eve fireworks display!

Click here for highly disturbing story.

Sonny Boy Chopped Mama’s Head Off on New Year’s Eve

Look at this NUT out of FLORIDA!

Christian Jose Gomez

FLORIDA — 23-year-old Christian Jose Gomez didn’t want to do chores per his mommy’s orders. What to do? CHOP MAMA’S HEAD OFF! Gomez snuck up behind her with an axe, chopped her head off and then tossed her bloody remains in a dumpster like trash. Gomez’s brother saw the blood drippings and found his mother’s corpse in the dumpster. Apparently Gomez is a schizophrenic off his meds. DETAILS of this grisly crime detailed here (w. video).

Downtown Reno Fireworks (VIDEO)

Downtown Reno Fireworks 2015
(From left to right) Our suave weather guy Brandon with husband and wife news anchor team on the roof of a casino as the fireworks are blown off other casino rooftops on a bitterly cold New Year’s Eve night at 14 degrees.

It was 14 degrees as live TV hosts did their abrupt countdown to the 15-minute fireworks show in downtown Reno, Nevada on New Year’s Eve. The fireworks were shot off the roofs of the highrises while 20,000 gathered below the Reno Arch.

Post by KRNV News 4.

Welcome, 2015

THIS is Celebrated on New Year’s Day!

Holy Prepuce
December 25 celebrates the birth of Baby Jesus…
January 1 celebrates the circumcision of his dick!

almighty_penisNew Year’s Day marks the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ, a celebration of the circumcision of Jesus’ penis in accordance with Jewish tradition in which a huge feast is had over the Holy penile circumcision that occurred 8 days after the birth of Baby Jesus.  In cities worldwide people will enjoy huge feast buffets in honor of the cutting off of Jesus’ penis foreskin (referred to as “The Holy Prepuce”)!  A celebration we knew nothing about!

See how the almighty penis is so prominent in our society?  Not only do we see the phallic symbol used constantly in today’s advertising media to compel people to buy things, but there is an actual holiday to celebrate the removal of penile foreskin from the son of God’s DICK!


So we wonder: since we erect a Christmas Tree in our homes in celebration of Jesus’ birth on December 25, why doesn’t the world erect a huge penis in their homes on January 1 in remembrance of his circumcision?

[See article: “Botched Circumcision Horror Stories” for further information on this practice AND read “Foreskin Man” comics. :-) ]

Surgeon with scalpel

Foreskin Man

Aside from the WEIRD PENIS ASPECT of this historical date of 1/1/2015, scientifically, New Year’s Eve marks the end of the Earth’s 365-day orbit around the sun, while New Year’s Day marks the first day of the Earth’s restarting its long orbit around the sun once again!  As the weeks and months pass, daylight and weather will be affected by the Earth’s circling of the sun.  The cold will turn to heat and then back to cold — all due to its movement around that flaring star at the center of our solar system in outer space.  Oh the wonder of science!

crystal_ballWho knows what good and terrible things will happen in this new year?  Gun nuts going on mass shootings?  Terrorist attacks? Celebrity pregnancies?  Evil countries plotting and scheming against America???  Certainly no one on Earth can predict such vile things to come, but let us hope this new year will bring a little less violence, hate and evil across its vast surface.  Yeah, wishful thinking, isn’t it?  Certainly the turning of the calendar to a new month and year does not suddenly wipe out what was —  like wiping out a computer’s hard drive to start off fresh.  All we can hope to expect is that somehow, with the passage of time into this new time zone in history, that the attitudes of human beings inhabiting this small world located in the remote outskirts of the Milky Way Galaxy begin to change for a better tomorrow in this, the midpoint of the second decade of the twenty-first century.

To start this new year off with the hope of a better tomorrow in mind, let us hear a great song written and sang by “Mama Cass Elliot,” a singer from a long ago era that was fraught with similar troubles to that of today, entitled “New World Coming.”  Mama Cass Elliot suddenly died in her sleep at age 32 in 1974 from a heart attack.