Category Archives: Grub

Bread That Looks Like Watermelon

“Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that’s been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn’t taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it,” writes Geekloogie.

SO BAD IT’S FUNNY: Man Served “The Worst Sandwich Ever” at Airport

“One of the most miserly sandwiches ever served,” remarked Time magazine. Could that be a Hummingbird’s egg? “The part that made it worse was that they told me to take a seat and they’d bring it over. “The only empty table was clearly empty because it hadn’t been cleaned for what appeared to be weeks […]

Champion Joey Chestnut Dethroned by Matt Stonie in Hot Dog Eating Contest!

Famous food eating champion Joey Chestnut’s miraculous record of eating hot dogs in food gorging contests on Fourth of July, having won 8 years in a row, lost to an upstart Matt Stonie today at Nathan’s Famous hot-dog-eating contest in Coney Island, Brooklyn! Mr. Stonie, 23, downed 62 hot dogs and buns on Saturday, beating […]

No, You Don’t Add Peas to Guacamole!

NO GREEN PEAS IN GUACAMOLE EVER! The Internet goes nuts over a New York Times recipe saying to add green peas to guacamole.  Consumerist writes, “No, New York Times, No One Wants To Put Peas In Their Guacamole.” See Salon’s collective of damning tweets here.  See more disgusted tweets on Twitter under hastag #NYTrecipes. TRUST […]

Lazy Housewife’s Toxic Cinnamon Rolls

A lazy housewife who didn’t finish cleaning the oven cleaner off the inside of her oven or its oven rack, decided to bake cinnamon rolls. Instead of cleaning the oven rack she came up with this makeshift rack using coat hangers for baking them. They all got sick with extreme, spraying diarrhea from the cinnamon […]

Family ‘Disgusted’ After Pizza Hut Worker Fondled His Crotch Before Serving Their Pizza

Two girls posted a picture of a nasty Pizza Hut worker named “Zack” to Facebook who they caught with his hand down his pants. Zack was fired by Pizza Hut, according to the mother on Facebook.

Slab Of Beef Found With Throbbing ‘Hearbeat’ (VIDEO)

The Daily Mail reports that a woman in China discovered the meat twitching and pulsating as soon as she put it on the cutting board.

Your July 4th Chili Recipe Awaits

“Are you looking for a delicious homemade chili recipe that will have people saying, ‘wow this is the best chili I ever ate’? Then this is the recipe for you.”

Walmart Makes ISIS Cake, But Refuses to Make Confederate Flag Cake (VIDEO)

When Walmart customer Chuck Netzhammer asked Walmart’s bakery department to make him a Confederate flag-themed cake, he was flat out rejected.  But when he requested they make him a cake with the ISIS terrorist flag on it, the store complied. See his SALES RECEIPTS.

NEW STUDY: More Than Two-Thirds of Americans Are Overweight & Suffer from Diabetes

Obese Man Eats a “Vat” of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese A new study using data collected between 2007-2012 finds that more than two-thirds of Americans are either overweight or obese, estimates on par with recent figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.  Overall, there are more obese American adults than overweight American adults.  […]

Angry Italians Mock Italo-American Cuisine on Facebook

Italy’s News in English website writes: Entitled ‘Degrado Italo-Americano’ (Italian-American decline), a Facebook page created by indignant Italians invites members to share their experiences of the most bizarre imitations of Italian recipes around the world.  Since the page was created in December 2014 it has attracted almost 10,000 likes, hundreds of photos and well over […]

Kooky Vegan Woman Says People Who Eat Meat “Must Die”

Over three excruciating ranting minutes of Veganism gone to the extreme, with Miss Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs calling for DEATH to all meat-eaters. [Come on bitch, lighten up and have a juicy barbecued steak, medium-rare, with a big fat Vegan baked potato with lots of sour cream, butter and chives stuffed in it.–Ed.]