The Grossness of Living in New York

New York Troubles

The cesspool yields a new kind of low: slobs pissing in bottles and leaving them on door stoops.  Has using the toilet become blase in NYC?  Classy stuff, New Yorkers!

“It’s about the bottle of pee next to my stoop. Car services often idle in front of my house, and now and then there’s a bottle of pee left over when they’re gone. There’s a certain kind of wide-mouthed juice container that serves beautifully as a pissoir. Some very skilled practitioners can even urinate into small necked bottles. There’s an uncapped bottle of pee in my neighbor’s sidewalk area right now, in fact…” Keep Reading

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