Slobs' Vomit-Worthy Late Night Cheap Date at McDonalds - Cringe Fringe Weird Links of the Unknown Highway

Pig-2 The epitome of a cringe-worthy cheap date: instead of wasting big bucks on her at an expensive restaurant and motel room, take that fat girl to McDonalds, feed her a couple of dollar menu burgers to get her in a romantic mood and do the dirty right at the dinner table while employee cameras roll for Internet trolls to ogle.

Odds are he took behind a dumpster out back to finish what the revolting foreplay started. It’s a foregone conclusion she’s pregnant and has placed a call to The Maury Show to get him on a paternity charge monthly paycheck. Ah, McDonalds, total Americana.