Mother’s Day Cancelled by LGTB Community

WASHINGTON D.C. – The Supreme Court has ruled Mother’s Day unconstitutional in a suit brought against the National Holiday by the LGTB Community.

“Mother’s Day is nothing but a construct of the patriarchy.” says Candis Cayne, unofficial spokesperson for the group. “It forces those who identify as females, and who have subsequently procreated, into the specific and misogynistic role of subservient care-giver.”

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