Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’ — a straw-filled scarecrow he fitted with a six-inch strap on penis. The scarecrow wore a wig and it’s lips were painted with red lipstick. It’s assumed he bought the strap-on here.
There is no explanation as to HOW he died — as there was no evidence of “foul play,” but it’s assumed it was from butt-fucking the scarecrow in the highly dangerous “reverse cowgirl” sex position.
SIX INCHES?
NO WAY JOSE! Death by a six-inch strap-on? Are you fricken kidding me? Why, I couldn’t even FEEL that! How could that tiny thing KILL?
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