My Date with a Colostomy Bag

I get Linda home anticipating to bang the old broad after hooking up with her and a stack of pancakes at Dennys.  She slips out of the room.  I get ready for some couch sex.  She returns, dropping her bath robe.

ME: “What’s THAT?”

LINDA: “It’s a colostomy bag.”

ME: “What’s it for, Linda?

LINDA: “So I can shit while we’re having sex.”

Shit Bag Date

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