I get Linda home anticipating to bang the old broad after hooking up with her and a stack of pancakes at Dennys. She slips out of the room. I get ready for some couch sex. She returns, dropping her bath robe.
ME: “What’s THAT?”
LINDA: “It’s a colostomy bag.”
ME: “What’s it for, Linda?
LINDA: “So I can shit while we’re having sex.”
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