A Thing Whose Time Has Come: The Robotic Bartender

WowNever make a shitty drink again! Shell out $430.00 clams for the wondrous Somabar’s Robotic Bartender gadget for your drunken binges! In these crazy stressful times it’s a gadget no kitchen counter should be without.

AND it’s so easy to use, even your technically challenged kids and their classmates will enjoy using it for a cool after-school refreshment!


Can’t afford the steep price? No problem!  Just sign over your car’s title to a title loan company to get the money!

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