Guess what? You don’t have to think about crapping anymore! That’s right, ignore your body’s natural urging to crap and depend totally on a device to tell you when it’s time to release excrement into the environment! With the crap device attached to your stomach it will constantly scan the activities of your intestines and will warn you when it’s time to take a crap by calling your phone to give you a 10-minute advance notice. Oh, the wonders of science never fail to amaze.
Just a friendly suggestion…
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