“Our Christmas was ruined because of this!”
People with their minds in the gutter see a Play-Doh “extruder” toy used for pushing the clay substance through (see what it does here) into shapes during play wasted no time getting on Facebook and Twitter to say it is shaped like an “adult sex toy” to damn and shame the venerable Play-Doh toy company, who claims innocence to such filthy accusations by people with penis revulsion issues.
Mother Jennifer Turner claims the little thing “ruined” the family’s Christmas (left). Uh-huh. I smell a shakedown “pain and suffering” payout in the works for the poor Turner family whose whole Christmas was ruined by a penis-shaped dough pusher.
IT DOES THIS! IT DOES NOT GO IN YOUR PUSSY OR ASSHOLE, GET IT?
Now does THAT look like a PENIS to you? Of course not! It’s all in your evil, gutter-mind thoughts!
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