CRINGE-WORTHY: Creepy old lady reads from her notebook what the word “crab” means to her, regaling her listeners about contracting crabs from the Prom King in a limo. [Are YOU into the Crab Fetish? Visit LoveBugz.net and join the ever-expanding crowd who ENJOY being infested with crabs.]
A sample of her recollection:
“I had a crab on my cunt so big you could have boiled it and added some season spice and had yourself a hell of a meal.”
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