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Lucas Weston, a not-so-bright UCLA law student, decided there is more money in porn than practicing law.  He sought out Doctor Frankenstein who agreed to install a 25-pound penile implant that gives the twisted student the biggest penis on planet Earth to satisfy his lifelong dream of becoming a pornstar — wasting tens of thousands of dollars for the plastic surgery.

But so far, no porn leads have been offered.

“His massive member now weights an impressive 26.8 pounds (approximately 12.1 kg) and measures a little more than two feet (62 cm) when flaccid and reaches an incredible three feet and two inches (98 cm) when erect.”