One of the best-selling products of 2014: The Silencing Slider!
Want to shut up that BIG MOUTH in your universe? On Christmas Day, strap the Silencing Slider in their big fat loud mouth and enjoy NOISE-free peace and quiet. Makes a GREAT STOCKING STUFFER.
STUFF A CHEESE BURGA IN THEIR HOLE FOR $49.99
A thought-provoking gift that is sent free of charge to such legendary big mouths as Donald Trump, big mouth talk radio hosts, big mouth FOX News hosts and certain run-of-the-mill big mouth politicians, actors and athletes who speak before they think!
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