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When that searing, radioactive fireball we call THE SUN rises overhead this summer, burning you and the land you covet so dearly, your cracked, dry lips will yearn for something cold and sweet to SUCK ON. So herewith, learn how to make something cold, sweet and not damaging to your health from this clever chick who likes to make healthy things (get the recipe here and see more popsicle recipes). (P.S. You’re gonna need, of course, a popsicle mold to make these refreshments with and some popsicle sticks.)

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