BOMBSHELL! Police patted down some guy acting weird on a train and found heroin under the foreskin of his dick. Imagine when cops got a whiff of his foreskin smegma during the examination. Phew.

Unclear if this photo circulating around the Web with the lurid news item is that of the foreskin-stuffing criminal. By the disgusted look on his face it could be the cop who had to do the examination.