Our correspondent, The Smoking Man, enlightens you to lurid things you don’t want to face. Things that may disturb you. Things that may creep you out. Things no one wants to talk about…!
LEST WE FORGET: MAN SODOMIZED WITH TASER! The victim sued for the act of sodomy.
Cop: Do you feel this?
Suspect: Yes, sir.
Cop: Do you feel that?
Suspect: That’s my…Okay
Cop: Taser up your ass.
Suspect: Okay
Cop: So don’t move.
Suspect: I’m trying not to. I can’t breathe.
Cop: Now do you feel this in your balls?
Suspect: I do, sir. I’m not going to move. I’m not gonna move.
Cop: Now I’m gonna tase your balls if you move again.
(A full minute goes by)
Cop: Okay, I’m gonna take this Taser out of your asshole now. Are you going to fight with me?
Suspect: No, not at all, sir.
Cop: (to another cop) So far, for the last two minutes, he’s been cooperative. But then my Taser’s in his ass.
Not only was the exchange documented on the cop’s own tape recorder, the suspect ended up with burns on the inside of his right buttock.
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