Stupid lights gas tank on fire to light a cigarette. Fool actually sticks his head in tank to do it.
Monthly Archives: June 2013
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Whatever Became of TV Trays?
At one time civilized couch potatoes ate their TV dinners on classy TV Trays, but now the slovenly eat their grub without them — holding their plate with one hand while eating the food with the other — most of the time getting food all over the couch and carpet, leaving ugly stained areas disturbing to potential civilized guests entering the animal den.
Good news is Walmart sells TV trays for those wishing to eat in a civilized way, but they’re dull compared to mod TV Trays of days gone by. TV Trays have been updated to new adjustable folding laptop TV trays where diners simply eat their food and use their computer in bed. The venerable old TV Tray has been re-invented to a functional modern design:
Vintage TV trays were made of durable metal (or called “portable tables”) with tasteful designs and colorful moe-dern art or tasteful outdoor scenes to make the dinner hour retro-classy.
Creepy Little Girl Dressed in White Wanders Through Graveyard
Disturbed residents of an apartment complex next to a graveyard take cell phone video of a creepy little girl wandering through a graveyard barefoot with an old-fashioned white dress on — then she mysteriously vanishes before their eyes. [Warning: foul language]
“Pass the blunt, bro!”
Batshit Crazy Amys Baking Company Makes Employees Sign Crazy Contract
Radar Online got hold of a 4-page employee contract that the owners of Amy’s Baking Company have created (see the document here (Acrobat .pdf file). Employees must sign a 20-item mutual employment agreement containing all sorts of lunatic items, some of them are:
- You shall not work for any competitor within a 50 mile radius of ABC within one year of termination or voluntary resignation;
- There’s a $250 penalty for not showing up to work on holidays and weekends (which is mandatory);
- There is a rule against “unnecessary talking“;
- If you break something or burn food “due to direct negligence,” expense “will be taken from your pay check at ABC’s cost“; and
- You cannot have “any type of attitude.”
Casting a Witchcraft Spell on Opponent at Major League Baseball Stadium
How a baseball announcer and co-Warlocks cast an occult spell on an opposing team to break their team’s losing streak.
“Flipping through the pages I came upon a spell that would put a curse on one’s enemies house. Seemed like a fit. It called for twigs from 3 different types of trees. I gathered twigs from the first three trees I came upon brought them to the ballpark and gathered a pair of co-warlocks…” Keep Reading
Heterosexuality as We Know it Will Come to An End in 90 Days
A world where straight people become the hunted as everyone turns gay. Resist is futile.
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Why Are Lawyers from Arizona Trying to Stop Gay Weddings in California?
Attorneys with the Arizona-based Alliance Defending Freedom claim in the petition that the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals acted prematurely and unfairly on Friday when it allowed gay marriage to resume. Less than 24 hours after the Supreme Court lifted the ban in California, Alliance Defending Freedom lawyers were in Washington filing a motion asking the U.S. Supreme Court to stop the weddings being performed in San Francisco.
Why is this group out of Arizona trying to dictate what is going on in another state?
The Future That Never Was — Super Car
Weird puppet show about a futuristic space car.
GOOD NEWS: Home Invasion Beater Caught
The home invasion robber who was filmed by a “nanny cam” beating a young mother senseless in front of her child has been caught and arrested. His name is Shawn Custis. Custis has 12 felony convictions and a record dating back to the early 90s. He was released from jail in December after serving 10 months for a series of burglaries in New Jersey in 2011. Public groups and private individuals had helped boost the reward to $22,500 for information leading to Custis’ arrest. Watch video of the cops stuffing him in the squad car and taking him away. Below is the nanny cam footage of Custis’ brutal beating of the woman as her child sits on the couch.
“The Chew” Celebrates 100 Years of Mayonnaise for its Sponsor
Haters of mayonnaise are having conniptions over The Chew’s celebration of 100 years of mayonnaise (video) as obese chef Mario adds piles of it to greasy hamburger and mixes it with his un-gloved hands to create his “Juicy Salsa Burger.” He even slathers more mayonnaise on the buns and puts a glob of the stuff on top of the burger before adding the top bun. Apparently chefs are adding mayonnaise to hamburger and calling it a “Gourmet Burger.”
“Commercial mayonnaise is usually made with unhealthy fats and offers very little nutrition. Most types of mayonnaise found at the grocery store, including the low-fat and low-calorie versions, may negatively affect your health.” [SOURCE]
FOOD, FOOD, FOOD! EAT, EAT, EAT! — Christ, no wonder there’s an obesity crisis going on with TV chefs making high-calorie fat-laden recipes that housewives embrace to kill their families. People are getting diabetes in epidemic numbers at this time because we’re constantly being bombarded on TV with a glut of cooking shows and relentless commercials hawking greasy, high-calorie junk food. The push to consume food is ambushing us at every turn from print media to film, television, Internet and radio because it’s big business for the food industry.
Despite all the health warnings, fast-food companies continue creating new, TOXIC products, such as doughnuts filled with eggs and bacon, hamburgers piled high with pounds of meat, bacon and cheese, etc. People who are too lazy to cook and unconcerned about their health promote this evil by buying it. It’s INSTANT GRATIFICATION — we’ve become a growing culture of impatience. In other incidences, people who are under stress are buying and/or cooking this garbage (they see on TV cooking shows) to comfort themselves (i.e., “comfort food”). The food-addicted sit on their comfy couch feeding their faces with unhealthy, instant food while watching TV shows about food and are bombarded by TV commercials in-between hawking food, sending subliminal messages to CONSUME.
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HELLO, THERE’S AN OBESITY CRISIS GOING ON!
Bitchy Neighbor’s Neon Sign Complaint
When some beer-guzzling slob hangs a tacky Budweiser neon bar sign in his window, his bitchy control freak neighbor leaves him a nasty note.
