The ridiculous conspiracy theorist writes: “The object which appears to be a floating ladle or perhaps a long spoon was photographed by the rover as it surveyed the martian surface.”
Ummm… floating NOT. In truth, it’s an odd-shaped stone with one end sticking out of the surface on the right-hand side is all. Good try, no buy.
Video of a “racist tap” has gone viral, showing how it won’t dispense soap to a black man’s hand, because of a sensor that detects the color of a person’s skin and programmed only to dispense soap to white skin.
“I’m Jamie. I am a 23-year-old who’s 22-weeks pregnant. I hooked-up with a Mexican in Cabo this summer. I was wasted and didn’t get his number. So no baby daddy. My parents are dead, so they can’t take it.
I was planning to abort this thing.
But if you internet people give me $100,000 I won’t.”
WHEN SHE DIDN’T GET THE MONEY, SHE ABORTED THE BABY IN ANGER, Tweeting this:
[Source: Dude Comedy]
In broad daylight, a dashcam captures a road-rager using a hand axe on a car, then he shoots out the car’s tires with a gun and drives off (Russia). See Worldstar Hip Hop.
HINT for Millennials: In case you haven’t noticed, the tongue organ is supposed to exit the MOUTH, not a slit cut in your CHIN, get it? Oh yeah, I’m worried for the future of the world. Really worried.
This is a Black Onyx Stone (or alternatively referred to as a “Chakrub” by its so-called founder).
The stone has been revered for thousands of years as a magical healing stone, believed by ancient mystics to help “alleviate fears and worries and to help you to feel comfortable within yourself and in your surroundings. It is also believed to promote stamina and vigor and to encourage the making of wise decisions.”
NO! The Black Onyx is meant to be WORN — not stuck up the filthy anus or vagina as a dildo “to find inner peace with”! If the stone is used in a PROFANE WAY, the user will suffer “untold reprisal” from powers beyond our comprehension! DO NOT EVER DESECRATE A BLACK ONYX!
Read the Disgusting Details Here of one who did so: “How Alison Found “Inner Peace” with a Healing Crystal Dildo”
FYI ALISON: The Black Onyx is NOT called a “crystal.” It’s a STONE! There’s a big difference! Get it right!
From Hotel Nightmares — It seems a lot of people are ignorant of what a “bidet” is. You sit and it rinses your dirty ott hole of fecal matter (i.e., shit, crudely put, so they will understand). It’s an alternative to using toilet paper. Hotels in other countries have them. But for one clueless, “harried” flight attendant, she washed her duds in the hotel room’s ass washer!
Shocking moment desperate father throws himself, his wife and baby onto rail tracks in Hungary after realizing their ‘train to Austria’ is actually taking them to a refugee camp! These and tens of thousands more terrified people are fleeing their war-torn countries from the evil threat of ISIS terrorism encroachment. While diplomats and politicians sit around doing nothing but arguing, human beings are dying as they try to escape for their lives.
All countries, including China who boasts a massive military, should join forces and stampede ISIS-controlled countries on foot and by air to destroy the scourge, far worse than the murderous Nazi invasions of the 1930s and 1940s. What a sad state of affairs our world today is in. It’s terrifying.
From Facebook video, catfish fishermen Jason Frost and Brandon Key were out fishing on Alabama’s Black Warrior River, when a kitten started swimming toward their boat. And, as Jason rescued the feline from the water, Brandon noticed another kitten headed their way. The guys think that someone might have abandoned the animals out there. Sad as that may be, when they got back on land, a family fell in love with the kittens and offered to adopt them. Source: BuzzFeed and CBS News Viral Videos and Brandon Key’s Facebook Video.
On Wednesday night, Kristin B. Kiefer, 30, called police and said she was driving and pulled over near a cornfield because she was having car trouble. Kiefer told officers a white man and a black man tried to get in her car. She said when she picked up her phone to call police, the two men fled into the cornfield.
More than 100 federal, state and local law enforcement officers descended on the area overnight. Eleven K9 officers and three aircraft also responded to the tip, costing a FORTUNE in resources, taking FIVE HOURS looking.
But Kiefer later admitted she fabricated the story because she was looking for attention.
