See the NASTY THINGS that go on in tourist-bloated Times Square in the cesspool known to all as New York. Why anyone would waste money going there on vacation needs to have their skull examined, like this giggling white cracka woman over that poor homeless woman’s defecation.
Daily Archives: August 11, 2015
Pastor Jeremiah Johnson: “God Told Me He Sent Donald Trump To Help Bring About The Second Coming Of Jesus”
“The Holy Spirit spoke to me and said, “Trump shall become My trumpet to the American people, for he possesses qualities that are even hard to find in My people these days. Trump does not fear man nor will he allow deception and lies to go unnoticed. I am going to use him to expose darkness and perversion in America like never before, but you must understand that he is like a bull in a china closet…” Continue Reading this Crazed Bullshit
New York Placed a Giant Image of Satan on the Empire State Building To Convince People to Worship The Devil
Goddess Kali Glows on the Empire State Building in New York, but Shoebat.com says Goddess Kali is an evil, demonic devil. The name of Kali means black, time, death, lord of death; she is therefore called the Goddess of Time, Change, Power, and Destruction. She is known as the “Black One,” or the “Dark One” — a symbol of exquisite EVIIL.
“New York City, the most pro-abortion city of America, just placed a giant image of Satan on the Empire State Building, in order to convince people to worship and revere “Mother Nature,” which is really just a deceptive way of getting people to worship the devil. The image is specifically that of the Hindu goddess Kali, who is no different than Satan, for “the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God” (1 Corinthians 10:20).” Continue Reading…
Florida Man Claims He Is the Devil and We Are All Going to Die on August 24!
Join Satan and Have
“Eternal Life in Florida” (-GAG-)
— or DIE!
EXCLUSIVE FROM MORON.COM! Ashton Black was a “normal” guy working at a crummy payday loan job when he says Satan approached the counter and asked to “enter” him.
“People have until August 24, 2015 to accept me as their Master. I plan to kill billions and billions of humans. Those who do not bow down to me will be ripped to shreds by my demons. Those who accept me will be given eternal life in Florida. The world as people know it ends in August.”
“Satan was about 10 foot tall, had huge 12 inch horns, was red,” Black said. “He told me he wanted to enter me. And I said okay, why not? He became a gas substance and entered through my belly button. It felt totally intense like I had just smoked PCP. At that point, I became Satan.”
Turns out, this is a FAKE NEWS story. The photo above is explained by News from the Spirit World:
Update: Well the party is over for Satan and the people of Tampa can again safely get loans for beer, weed and pizza. The photo turns out to be from a posed collection from a professional photographer with tags like ‘Vampire,’ ‘Halloween,’ and ‘Goth.’
Guy Drinks Beer From Gross Fat Guy’s Ass Crack
What some drunks will do for beer!
Cannibal Granny Murdered and Devoured 14 People
“I’m hungry for a bowl of lung soup.”
Tamara Samsonova, 68, is suspected of sawing off their heads and limbs of her victims and EATING THEM during a 20-year murder spree. Police finally caught the cannibal over the murder of her friend Valentina Ulanova, 79. She was spotted on CCTV footage carrying Ulanova’s body parts in a black plastic bag. Ulanova’s headless body was found in a pond. Police discovered her sick diaries after searching her house, detailing over a dozen gruesome murders, including her husband and a renter, all of whom were decapitated. The diaries were found with books on BLACK MAGIC.
The evil woman told the judge: “I was getting ready for this court action for dozens of years. It was all done deliberately. With this last murder I closed the chapter.”
Televangelist Jim Bakker Sells Doomsday Potato Soup Bucket
Watch him GAG as he tastes the nasty potato soup, all the while praising it! The televangelist is selling all sorts of doomsday food on his website charging huge prices for the stuff to prepare his devoted Christian followers for the end of the world war! [See Raw Story]
“It’s so good!” Bakker declares, gagging.
WATCH: Michelle Rodriguez Eat Mouse Boiled in Her Own Stinking Pee While Hiking with Bear Grylls (VIDEO)
What some attention-whores will do for TV ratings, no matter how DISGUSTING. Grylls said it was safe to drink pee, especially if you boil it, which removes bacteria. “Have you never had urine mouse soup?” Grylls asks Rodriguez, who looks as though she’s going to throw up.
GROSS: Exhibitionist Kim Kardashian Posts Her Nude Preggo Photo
For some reason, Kim Kardashian always seems to get around wearing revealing, near-nude clothing. Now she’s posted a naked photo of herself pregnant and naked. Has she no modesty at all?
What Will Your Church Say, Kim?
Pregnant Couple Freaks Out at Doctor After Seeing ‘Demon’ in Ultrasound Image!
A 4D sonogram scan reveals a very disturbing face of a couple’s unborn fetus. Story on The Stir parenting website.
