A new dildo sex toy called the Ovipositor lays eggs made of gelatin in your ass or vagina to give you the “eggciting” feeling of having alien-like slimy eggs ooze out of your beloved orifice. Watch the demonstration video below!
Marathon runners having their periods allow the blood to flow in a feminist move to thwart “oppression” in what they call “FREE BLEEDING.” Call it what you will, it’s OFFENSIVE.
Why not just SHIT YOURSELF and go around with it running down your leg, using some dumb excuse for validation?
The picture was taken when a pickup truck driver was pulled over by a cop he thought wanted to give him a ticket. Turns out, the officer just wanted a photo of the anti-Obama sticker on the guy’s cab window.
New footage of a gigantic, 50-year-old shark! Imagine having him nip at you at the beach!
A MUST-SEE!
Greg McCown captured this fantastic image of a lightning strike with a rainbow in the desert and posted it to his Facebook page. The image has gon viral, even seen on NBC Nightly News. Story on USA Today.
I bought these pet supplies today at the alleged “bargain” store KMart down the street. All of it cost $27 bucks (receipt below).
I can’t believe the rising prices of everything. See why I’m broke? Not to mention human food costs! Getting tough to survive with them raising costs of basic necessities. Would’ve been around the same price at WalMart, but I didn’t want to waste gas (that went up too) going over there.
I got two bags of dry food, a box of cat litter and some cat treats. They have wet food enough to last until next week. I always get the medium-size bags of dry food so that it’s always fresh. I noticed the cats won’t eat it if it gets old. They had those huge bags for $14, over-priced anyway. They had a sale on wet food for $11.00 for 20 cans, so I’ll go back for those.
Holding onto the remaining money to use for emergency pet food again. Thanks for the help (won’t name names because of nosy trolls). What a huge amount of stress taken off me. And the cats are happy.
