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New anesthetic dart guns, specifically designed to calm hyperactive children within 4 seconds, have apparently been approved. Just be within 10 to 12 feet (3 to 4 meters) of the intended victim and fire! The dart’s tranquilizing effect “lasts for 4 to 6 hours per injection.”

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