Doctors Find 10-Year-Old Sex Toy Embedded In Woman’s Va-Gee-Na

July 25, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

A 38 year old Scottish woman walked around for 10 years with a 5-inch sex toy inside her without realizing it. The woman arrived at a hospital after suffering from weight loss, shaking, lethargy and incontinence. Doctors discovered a foreign mass protruding from her bladder into her vagina, it turned out to be a sex toy that had been lodged in there for ten (10) years.

X-Ray of the woman’s innards show 5-inch sex toy she stuck in there while drunk and forgot about.

MORAL OF THE STORY? Stop Sticking Nasty Fake Things In Your Body and Get the Real Thing

Exactly Five Months Until Christmas

July 25, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

It’s July 25! Only 5 mos. left to Christmas day. Start buying gifts now. They’re doing it in Whoville!

Sexually Frustrated Wives Make Sex Spreadsheets

July 25, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

Wife logs husband’s sex rejections on spreadsheet program.

Great New Vegan Product!

July 24, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

Wondrous new vegetarian food product by the genius minds at Crompton’s Beef Farm from Dorset, England.

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The Beheaded Hotel Prank (VIDEO)

July 24, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

Beheaded Hotel Prank

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A hotel maid is pranked with a severed head. Watch her freak out.

When Your Headlight Goes Out, Try This

July 24, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

Anything to avoid getting a fix-it ticket for that bad headlight!

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Whore Giving Man Head at Bus Stop (VIDEO)

July 24, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

Another wonder from Worldstar Hip Hop. Slovenly Bonus: Woman Rapping About Dicks.

FLORIDA: Naked Thieves Steal 60 Hamburgers, Three Pounds of Bacon (PHOTOS)

July 23, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

WHY NAKED?

One of three "naked bandits" (this one wore underwear) who robbed a restaurant naked.

One of three “naked bandits” (this one wore underwear) who robbed a Jetski store naked. Why would guys be doing this NAKED? Don’t you think that’s a bit PECULIAR? And in all the photos they’re touching their dicks, which makes it even more PECULIAR.

The other two “naked bandits” clutching their dicks as they rob the store.

MANHUNT UNDERWAY IN FLORIDA – Two naked guys and one wearing only white underwear broke into a beachside jetski company and stole 60 hamburgers, three pounds of bacon, some red peppers and a paddleboard — all caught on the establishment’s spy camera.

almighty_penis SEE the owner’s Facebook where he posted photos of the “naked bandits.”

Sadly the owner didn’t post photos of the shapely, well-developed lithe young bodies of the bandits with their DICKS UNCOVERED to appeal to penis-obsessed size queen lovers of The Almighty Penis on the Internet to ogle and fap-fap-fap over. Some people just don’t have vision! See the posted photos here.

Dirty Rotten Scum Kid Destroys WWII Purple Heart! (VIDEO)

July 23, 2014 | Author: Ed Anger

Not all sperm made in the roots of the almighty penis is healthy. Oh no… Sperm can be defective and produce a really rotten bad seed of a child. Such is the case with this fat little son-of-a-bitch who says he was bored and decided to DESTROY a World War II purple heart that some brave and honorable veteran long ago earned for saving lives. Watch the little bastard try destroy it several ways, giggling with glee as he does so. Where’s a nice GREEN switch when you need one?