“Why can’t I eat a hot dog, a hamburger and potato chips all together?”
Asked obese 9-year-old little Suzy. And the idea from the depths of Hell was born… “The Most American Thickburger”
Devised by fuckers who want to kill you for profit, it’s a beef patty, a split hot dog and a layer of thick kettle-cooked potato chips in a hamburger bun. They also throw on ketchup, mustard, tomato, red onion, pickles and American cheese for good measure. The burger will cost your waistline 1,030 calories and a day’s worth of artery-clogging fat.” [Review]
HINT TO CLUELESS ADVERTISERS WHO THINK WE ARE STUPID:
You Won’t Have a Figure Like THIS GIRL if You Eat THAT!
The 1/3 lb. Most American Thickburger (417g)
Calories – 1030 (from Fat – 570)
Fat – 64g (Saturated Fat – 23g)
Sodium – 2350mg
Carbs – 70g (Sugar – 16g)
Protein – 38g
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