A delightful personal grooming item offered on Etsy by Los Angeles-based ConCaveOblivion, who makes all sorts of weird dental-themed grooming accessories!  Just imagine the reactions you’ll get when boring, dull people of the world witness you comb your locks with the Denture Hair Comb!

Yours for only $35!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!   Dig this cute Denture Compact for your make-up kit!

Yours for only $100!

Ladies! Don’t forget their BOMB PURSE! Sling this over your shoulder and walk right up to TSA at the airport for a little funsy-wunsy apeshit!