Ah, the joy of Christmastine…. a time when everyone is supposed to have holiday cheer and good tidings toward his fellow man… “smug” cop writes ticket in 30 minutes to Santa.

Santa, his sleigh, and the TICKET.
“My back was turned for no more than 30 seconds. As I turned round, I found a traffic warden issuing me a ticket. The ticket was given in under a minute and stated it was issued at 9.03am and observed from 9.03am to 9.03am.”