“Make your meat look like meat.” From the makers of bacon lube, baconaisse, bacon envelopes, and bacon lip balm.
Monthly Archives: March 2013
Looney Nevada Assemblyman Brutally Beaten by Cop (VIDEO)
Cop is filmed beating the shit out of a Nevada elected official (goto pos. 0:30) who went nuts after the state voted to fire him from his job. He’s been arrested three times for threats, domestic violence and violence against cops. He’s a small framed man, but apparently the cops felt they needed all those brutes to bring him down in Barstow, California.
Naked Bath Salt Sniffer Terrorizes the Highways of Sacramento, CA
Whacked out freak show running around on the freeway leaps on top of the hood of a cop car.
What Lurks in the Dark Shadows of Night in Redding, California
The weirdest vandal your eyes will ever see. What’s with the hump in the polka dot pants?
Woman Eats Baked Potatoes ONLY — Phobia of Other Foods!
Claire Jones, 23, has eaten her way through more than 13,000 jacket potatoes – because she has a phobia of almost all foods.
Crazy Son-of-a-Bitch Shoots Horse in Head
A meat company employee is filmed swearing at animal activists before shooting a horse in the head.
Where Are The Cops? Arrest this Sick Bastard!
How to Ruin a Good Recipe
Everything was going good with this Swedish Meatballs cooking video, UNTIL the part when ANCHOVIES are introduced. WTF? Nobody puts stinky salty anchovies in Swedish meatballs! Come on now! Just because the video is filmed at a fancy, hoity-toity restaurant by someone alleged to be a chef doesn’t mean they’re doing the recipe the right way. I don’t care how many chef awards he has (if any). You DON’T put anchovies in Swedish Meatballs. Foodies are always trying to rewrite tradition. Don’t fuck with tradition! You don’t know what you’re doing. [He also uses hamburger. You are supposed to use 1/2 ground chuck and 1/2 ground pork ALWAYS.]
Practically every recipe I found online for Swedish Meatballs has at least one WRONG, fucked-up thing in it that would ruin the food and waste my money cooking it their way. It’s like they’re intentionally trying to sabotage.
SOLUTION: Turn off the Internet and access a real cook book. I checked several cookbooks from my shelf and Found the correct, TRADITIONAL way to make them — and NONE called for adding anchovies.
Dine and Dash Teens Caught (VIDEO)
Giggling heathen teens film themselves ordering a bunch of food at a restaurant fully intending not to pay a dime for it. When they’re done eating they all dash out the door — until the cops catch up with them. Then they had the audacity to put their little home movie of crime on the Internet.
Perverts with Messages from the Fringe Domain of the Weird Internet
Ya ever wonder what compels freaks to write smut all over their bodies for creeps to ogle on the Internet? See more at the NSFW site, “Bodywriting Pervert.”
1970s World’s First Porn Star Harry Reems Dies
Harry Reems, star of the genesis of porn, has died at age 65, reports FOX News.
We pay tribute to Harry here because he will forever be a “pop culture icon” of the 20th century in relation to the sexual revolution of the 1970s and the first known “star” of the genesis of the porn industry, which today grosses trillions worldwide in sales. Although Reems’ dick was not as big as porn pop culture icon John Holmes, his well-endowed contemporary of 1970s porn films, Reems’ good looks and hirsute body attracted droves of horny women, making Reems a box office draw for years. As lurid as the porn industry is with its films depicting disgusting, deviate sexual acts humiliating to women, it is common knowledge that without porn, the Internet would have died out like the pet rock fad of the 1970s did. 
Reems brought porn into the mainstream with his 1972 comedy/porn film, “Deep Throat,” about a sexually frigid woman named Linda Lovelace who was discovered to have a clitoris at the back of her throat. In the film, Reems played kindly and generous Dr. Young, who “tutored” Lovelace into refining her cock-sucking skills using his penis to practice on, which would give her orgasms when the area at the back of her throat was touched by a penis — thereby solving sexual problems that plagued her.
The film became a box office sensation and was played in sleazy movie theaters all over the world and brought Reems and female star, Linda Lovelace worldwide fame. Reems went on to do “The Devil in Miss Jones,” yet another “pop cultural sensation” that made millions. Although Reems’ movies (see them all online here) were successful, he hated doing porn and left the pornographic film industry in the 1980s.
SAFE FOR WORK Pivotal scene of “Deep Throat” in which kindly Doctor Young examines Linda Lovelace’s throat to discover she has a clitoris at the back of her throat:
Boneheaded Shipping
Some guy ordered one yardstick for his office and this is how it was shipped. Unfortunately he won’t reveal who he ordered it from.
Today in Weird Art
A very talented “urban” artist is given a trashy wall to show his reincarnated Leonardo da Vinci skills with the brush. Someone give that guy a J-O-B!
