A helpful parrot removes kid’s bad tooth.
CREEPY NEIGHBORS: “The Jax Panty Guy” (FLORIDA, OF COURSE)
IDEA: Let’s Run Around the Neighborhood Wearing Pink Polka Dots from Victoria Secret
Here’s The Jax Panty Guy’s website loaded with pictures of his pink underwear he has a fetish for. Here’s his Twitter, too.
Neighbor Shame caption: “Well, Jacksonville Florida… one of you lucky winners has a middle aged hairy man running around (perhaps prancing) wearing pink underwear he buys in person at Victoria Secret for a neighbor. He has self branded himself as the ‘Jax Panty Guy’ (even has his own watermark) and if I had to guess, he’s getting horny RIGHT NOW thinking about how many of you sickos are checking him out. We did a little google search on the guy…”
The Amazing Inflatable Turkey
Trick Dinner Guests Into Thinking You’re a Good Cook!
This 16-inch long, inflatable vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your dinner table while the real turkey is roasting with the intent to DECEIVE your dinner guests! Imagine the shrieks of excitement from your dinner guests as they are tricked into believing they’ll be eating the delicious-looking vinyl turkey — then hear their groans of sadness when you serve your real, nasty dried out, slightly scorched, over-cooked turkey instead. Bon apetit!
“I use mines all the time! Heh-heh!”
Listen to porn full-blast with these wondrous wireless TV headphones! That’s right! Now through the miracle of advanced technology YOU can turn up the volume of your filthy porn to hear every foul-mouthed word uttered during rough, perverted, deviate sex acts you love to watch — WITHOUT BOTHERING YOUR NEIGHBORS!
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((( “Uh-uh! Oh yeah bitch! Suck muh dick! Uh-uh! Love them titties bitch! Uh-uh, oh-oh! I’m gonna cum in yer arse, bitch! ARRRGGGGH!” )))
Junkie Shoots Up Dope, Goes Batshit Crazy
Another gay Tumblr “slammer” injecting himself with dope. Watch how he wigs out when the shit hits his dirty bloodstream. See the NSFW Archive with lots more “slamming” videos, along with the usual nasty sex shit, such as guys shoving their arms up other guy’s assholes. 
The site encourages needle use and no-condom-sex (i.e., “bareback”) which, as we all know, leads to HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. There are also images with the HIV biohazard symbol encouraging spreading of the AIDS virus.
Make Beef Enchiladas as Delicious as Those Served at Good Mexican Restaurants
Learn how to make enchiladas like these from a quality Mexican restaurant!
CLICK TO ENLARGE TO FULLY ENJOY!
CLICK TO ENLARGE TO FULLY ENJOY!
When I’m out at my favorite Mexican restaurant I’ve often asked myself “why can’t I make enchiladas as delicious as these?” Specifically, it’s the delicious enchilada sauce covering them (see Yelp! for mouthwatering photos). You just can’t get that exquisite taste from canned enchilada sauce!
Out of all the recipes I’ve reviewed and tried (with many being lousy failures), Rockin’ Robin’s Beef Enchiladas recipe is by far the best, delicious and easiest. You MUST check out her YouTube channel. She’s got recipes for just about every Mexican food recipe you’d want to learn how to make at home (use the search feature) — instead of spending a fistful of money at a Mexican restaurant.
Obsessed Fan of “Friends” Lives His Life According to the Sitcom
Creepy Chinese guy has transformed his entire life to mirror the iconic ’90s sitcom. He legally changed his name to Gunther, married a woman named Rachel, and named his son Joey. His apartment is decorated just like Joey and Chandler’s, he owns a real-life Central Perk cafe. Keep Reading…
Old Lady Goes Apeshit on Youngster Who Stole Her Parking Space (VIRAL VIDEO)
In this security camera video, an old lady takes revenge with a baseball bat on the SUV driven by a young punk talking on a cell phone who drove into a parking spot she had been waiting for. Heh-heh!
Yeah! Smash the fuck out of it, old lady!
SCANDALOUS PHOTOS of Irish Actor on Boozy Binge Has Snobby British Tongues A-Waggin’
MUST-SEE shocking photos have emerged of Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers wandering around dressed like a bum with his fly open, drinking vodka straight from the bottle on a London street this week.
TRAIN WRECK
Walks clutching booze bottle with his fly open!
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Who Did This to Him?!
Someone Has Abused Him!
Queen Shocked
It would appear a divine intervention is in store — or perhaps a stint at one of those phony baloney celebrity rehab centers? How DARE a guy walk around London, England minding his own business all boozy-looking, like a washed up wino grub, with his fly open — but sadly NOT exposing his PENIS – causing vicious, snobby British tongues to wag! Oh it’s a fashion faux pas, matey! Cheerio! The audacity of them Irish foreigners offending snooty Brits this way!
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