MANHUNT IS ON FOR “THE PORTLAND POOPER”

“HE MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS”

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THE MYSTERIOUS “PORTLAND POOPER.”

Police car sirens scream through the land in Portland, Oregon as hordes or armed cops hunt down a freak going around shitting in public places, causing anxiety for business owners and residents who hide inside their homes quivering in fear.

Below, the “Portland Pooper” is filmed shitting and wiping his bum in local news flashes as a huge police manhunt scavenges the land in search of the disgusting defecator. News media is showing his face so he can be identified and caught.

To Be Charged with “Offensive Littering”

Stories by Restaurant Employees Who Took Their Revenge on Terrible Customers

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In “Behind Closed Ovens,” vengeful restaurant employees write of their encounters with assholes who mistreat them and detail their revenge on them. Fun reading.

Her: “BRING. ME. YOUR. MANAGER. YOU. FUCKING. LITTLE. IDIOT.”

And then she threw her head back. Horked. And spat on my foot. A BIG, MUCOUSY glob of spit.

I was jolted out of my snowy paradise by the sound of a raspy-voiced woman yelling over the loudspeaker. “I SAID TACOS, YOU DUMB BITCH!” was the first thing I heard upon re-entering the kitchen. “I KNOW YOU FUCKING HAVE THEM! DUMB BITCH!”

After one last attempt to apologize and offer her anything but a taco, shit got real: “SHUT THE FUCKING WINDOW, YOU FUCKING CUNT,” she screamed at me while taking off her seat-belt. “SHUT THE FUCKING WINDOW SO I CAN BREAK IT, PULL YOUR FUCKING HEAD THROUGH AND DECAPITATE YOU! I WANT MY DAMN TACOS!”

Guy Injects 1/2 a Gram of Meth and Instantly Changes Into a Nut (VIDEO)

SickThis is what it looks like injecting (an alternative to snorting) the filthy drug meth that makes people crazy. Many serial killers and murderers arrested have been found to be high on meth. In many “slamming” videos (kewyord slamming Tumblr), after injecting meth the druggie immediately begins playing with his junk. Mercifully that is not the case in this disturbing video.

It’s No Joke: Increasing Carbon in Atmosphere Will Ultimately Destroy Life on Earth

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT SPEECH.  PLEASE WATCH IT THROUGH.  THE VERY FUTURE OF OUR WORLD DEPENDS ON AWARENESS OF THE NIGHTMARISH CHANGES TO COME IN THE FUTURE.

While a speech on climate change doesn’t exactly fall into our theme of weird, fringe news, it’s something quite scary for the future of the world. The fact is the more carbon dioxide in our atmosphere, the warmer conditions become.

Carbon emissions are going into the atmosphere by tens of millions of car tailpipes all over the world, by smokestacks spewing the fumes, the burning of coal and other fossil fuels.

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Man with Infected Tooth Pops Huge Abscess on Face with a Pair of Scissors! [WARNING: GROSS VIDEO]

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With dirty fingernails and a pair of un-sterilized scissors, a man jabs his face and squeezes out filthy pus from a protruding abscess.

He writes: “This is a abscess on my lower jaw. And somehow made its way through my cheek!! I went to the ER and got some meds for infection and pain. Well the pain pills went quick. Then the meds for infection was gone in about 2 weeks. Not even two days later the infection that was almost gone come right back this time worst. So I did what I had to do. Not the best video but at least I shared it!”

McDonalds Worker Pulled Through Drive-Thru Window (VIRAL VIDEO)

A McDonalds drive-thru worker is grabbed by her hair and pulled through the drive-thru window by a lunatic. See The Smoking Gun.

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BREAKING NEWS: Mexican Dude with a 19-Inch Penis Says It’s Ruining His Life

WORLD’S BIGGEST DICK IS MEXICAN!

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WOULD BE PORN STAR

Sexual-OdditiesRoberto Esquivel Cabrera, a broke and homeless 52- year-old guy in Mexico, says his long, 19-inch penis (see x-ray and video below) prevents him from being able to work and women are scared of it. His lengthy penis is in the Guinness World Records as the longest on Earth.  Cabrera wants to register as disabled because of it.

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X-Ray of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera’s 19-inch Guinness World Record award-winning penis.

“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.” He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials at waste dumps. He has no friends and wherever he goes he says people shun him.

Crybaby Hulk Hogan BEGS Nation for Using the N-Word (VIDEO)

VOMIT WORTHY
VOMIT WORTHY

In an exclusive interview with ABC News’ Amy Robach that aired Monday on “Good Morning America,” a contrite and emotional Hogan talked about the circumstances surrounding his use of the n-word. He steadfastly denied being a racist and begged his fans for forgiveness. Hogan used the n-word in his anger over his spoiled brat daughter dating a black guy in a private video filmed seven years ago by a money-hungry asshole given to rotten media pigs who eagerly bought and released it to destroy the legendary wrestler in today’s racism-conscious climate.

“I mean, I’d rather if she was going to fuck some nigger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall nigger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!”  Said Hulk Hogan in the leaked video by Radar Online and The National Enquirer.

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A sickening, disgraceful display of emasculating submission to the evil media by a man whose life was ruined by the politically-correct whackos over a word.  He is filmed BEGGING for “forgiveness” to the satisfaction of the media who loves it — their camera zooms in on a crying man’s suffering.

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HE SHOULD HAVE “KEPT HIS SILENCE” INSTEAD OF MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF FOR GMA BLOOD-SUCKERS.  THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICAN MEN!

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