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Hey Stupid, It’s NOT Waterproof
She actually thought laptops are waterproof. You know, the future of America — or the World for that matter — really worries me when I see morons like this making the news. What will life be like when the ignorant are running the circus? Will you wake up one day to find your water not running, the power not working, the supermarkets empty, no more cell phones or computers or cars being made — because the stupids running the show don’t know what they’re doing? You just think about that the next time you decide to screw some dumb ass you just met online without a condom!
Visitor wrote: “So what. I’d still fuck her.”
Of course you would, chum, and impregnate her with your tainted gene pool sperm to make even more stupid bi-pedal resource suckers.
“Burn White Cracker Jesus” Challenge Sweeping the Internet
Blacks burning pictures of white Jesus OR “KILL Cracker Jesus” — the latest attention-whoring Internet cray-cray craze from ignorant America’s racist morons. In a country that has a sold-out Black Mass event worshiping the Devil in Oklahoma. Could America indeed be “The Great Satan“?
Yes, Offend Me With Your Blasphemy
(See You in Hell)
Disabled Parking Not Available
Utility pole was actually installed by workers in a disabled parking space.
“Are you injured, son?” “I dunno, coach! But that foot massaging my junk sure feels good!”
Woman Films Her Abortion, Said “It Was Cool” (VIDEO)
“Yeah, cool” Grins Emily during her abortion procedure, which she ENJOYED. [At pos. 2:09 in video]
Emily Letts, a counselor at a New Jersey abortion clinic, decided to film her own abortion and post it on YouTube. Letts recalls the procedure with fondness. She even describes it as “birth-like,” and said it made her feel good, just like giving birth would. [Daily Caller]
Watch Emily Smile With Joy as Her Baby is Killed
Nasty Drunk Girl Pisses in Someone’s Tent During Music Festival
Slovenly English drunk girl, covered with mud, needed a place to pee and someone’s pup tent looked inviting.
GONE VIRAL: Psycho Girl Filmed Keying Ex’s Car
Some guy films an angry psycho chick (apparently she’s bipolar) keying the shit out of her ex’s parked car after he “called her out for being a hoe.” He gets her face close-up as she is doing the keying and she even admits it for the court judge to see.
Originally posted to Worldstar Hip Hop.
“What happens when you stick it in crazy.”
AUDIO: White Woman Calls Radio Show to Complain About “Offensive” Cheerios Interracial Marriage TV Commercial
A kooky racist woman saying she represents the “society of concerned cereal eaters” calls a radio show saying she is offended by the Cheerios commercial (watch it here) with the little girl (pictured above) whose parents are seen in an interracial relationship, saying it’s “totally inappropriate.”
Listen to the Audio Below (Must-Hear!)
Lazy Bachelor Eats All Meals Over a Sink — So He Doesn’t Have to do Dishes!
A British bachelor has confirmed that he is now eating all his meals while leaning over a sink, eliminating the need for plates and doing the washing up altogether.
“By eating everything while leaning over a sink I can spend the time and money I save on other far more exciting things in my life – like masturbating, drinking lager and wondering where it all went so wrong,” said Morris.
O.J. Simpson Says He Has BRAIN CANCER and is Begging the President to Pardon Him So He Can Die at Home
O.J. Simpson is receiving tests for brain cancer and is begging President Barack Obama for a pardon so he can die in peace at home, according to a new report. The jailed former football legend, who is serving out a kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison, is undergoing secret medical exams for a cancerous tumor in his brain and is convinced he hasn’t got long to live, The National Enquirer reports.
“O.J. says his memory is slipping and he gets painful headaches and other symptoms,” a source told The Enquirer, listing blurry vision, occasional stuttering and hearing problems as other concerns. He also at times feels confused and has unusual bursts of anger and fits of depression.
“He began suffering dizzy spells, nausea, lapses in memory and headaches – and the frightening symptoms continue to get worse,” the source is quoted as saying.
The article claims Simpson, in a last ditch attempt for freedom, wrote to the President and said “Mr President, I know my life is coming to an end. Please, don’t let me die in prison.”
Girl Fight at Gas Station (VIDEO)
A blog all about girl fights, just posted this brutal late night fight between girls at a gas station. In one scene you can see a cop car waiting in the distance, but he never breaks up the fight. All the girls are wearing slutty short-shorts.
Father Catches Creepy Son in the Act on Thanksgiving!
A huge family fight ensued on Thanksgiving Day when father steps in on moron son watching porn while whacking his pud in their house full of guests and relatives
“STOP THAT YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT!” Shouted father.
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