Now what was a snake THAT LONG doing in a food preparation place?

~NOT TO BE MISSED!~

Uh-huh, are you thinking what I’m thinking? A… -ER- meat substitute to cut costs, perhaps? Hapless lovers of Chinese food consuming SNAKE when they think it’s chicken? Hey, it happens! Like I keep telling you guys, it’s time to cook your own food at home because a lot of food places simply can’t be trusted anymore. We don’t know what they’re doing with the food — whose dirty hands are handling it — how it’s stored and if stored properly and refrigerated right — and what filthy morons are DOING TO THAT FOOD, such as spitting on it, putting their sperm on it or dropping it all over their dirty floor!